Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Yessica...]

Baby wipes. It'll change your life.

Learned that shit in tree-planting camps.

The fuckers used to steal whole boxes from the outhouses so they could fuck each other mid-week and not feel like gross pieces of shit.

I miss those days sometimes. Oh to be a dirtybag again! hahahah

 

[OOBubblesOO]

And of course, the large amount of cock and semen.

OBVI.

“I’ll take the 14 oz meat injection please…"

hahahah

 

[OOBubblesOO]

I need IV coffee therapy. STAT!


sleepy af this morning...

 

[sunni]

I need IV coffee therapy. STAT!


sleepy af this morning...

Me too

 

[Trousers]

I feel like I’m sounding like a cunty know-it-all right now,I’m not trying to do that.

 

[Yessica...]

Oh come now baby boy, you can do better than that...

Way to like it though sun dawg.

You mad bro?

Hahah

 

[Yessica...]

I thought it would be good practice to give information yet also point out that I indeed don't know everything and that sometimes when giving information a person can sound like a "know it all" talking down to other people.

I just would HATE to come across like that. Because it would clearly annoy the fuck out of everyone.

Hahah

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night!

 

[Yessica...]

 

[april]

Our new theme song...plus we'd both look hot in leather pants... (I've got a belly band )

 

[Yessica...]

Our new theme song...plus we'd both look hot in leather pants... (I've got a belly band )

Thanks bud! It's nice to know someone else here sees this shit and isn't afraid to respond.

Pussies. Haha

EDIT- oh my...I was recently "unfriended" on Facebook

Hahaha. Oops

 

[curious2garden]

Shit man it's dark at 5:30 here now! kinda creepy at times

This time of year all I want to do is sleep. I blame daylight savings!

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

How many men in here wipe there hammers after sex? How in the hell is that being anal? I'd like to think it's being clean no?

 

[curious2garden]

How many men in here wipe there hammers after sex? How in the hell is that being anal? I'd like to think it's being clean no?

If it's anal you really need to consider soap and water down with NGU, well GU, too I suppose to be inclusive.

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

nah no anal cavaties for me
i have been known to eat xanax and become ruprecht though, just dont bring out the gential cuff@!

 

[Yessica...]

This has been a slice.

Gotta actually put some face time in at the office and with the custies.

Incase you didn’t think I was a multi-tasker, this morning whilst being a shit disturber on RIU I have:

- talked to my friend in Paris for an hour
- facetimed with my bestie in Edmonton and her baby.
- talked to 5 customers
- processed 4 credits
- sent, oh fuck like 50 e-mails, and read about the same.
- and smoked about a dozen cigs
- with a LOT of coffee

hahahaha

Multi tasking is the shit.

Keep it sleezy RIU, I’ll check ya later!

 

[OOBubblesOO]

How many men in here wipe there hammers after sex? How in the hell is that being anal? I'd like to think it's being clean no?

I usually shower afterwords.

It's been far too long since I've had a good fuck session...

 

[abe supercro]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I need to re learn how to wipe after I take a shit. I'm going to look for a you tube vid when I get a second. I keep getting shit all over my index finger.

Baby wipes. It'll change your life.

Not to mention the way your fingers smell.

 

[qwizoking]

quit smoking so many cigs first off.



i dont shower after. eh just tell people i had cinnamon rolls and am a dirty person if some gets on the pants. girls drying all white..somewhat annoying

 

[sunni]

quit smoking so many cigs first off.



i dont shower after. eh just tell people i had cinnamon rolls and am a dirty person if some gets on the pants. girls drying all white..somewhat annoying

i still miss smoking. been 10 weeks free of cigerettes. and i STILL crave them