Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[futant]

Good idea. Mom was this close to naming me Cat, after Cat Stevens. Glad dad was there to make sure that didn't happen. I had more than enough trouble growing up without that.

I narrowly escaped Dario. That idea there should have gotten my mom committed on the spot.

 

[qwizoking]

i wouldnt advise prolonged contact on sensitive skin like that..

 

[curious2garden]

where's he live?

Love your avatar

 

[Pinworm]

You ever have one of those cool early morning hangover pees where you are so dried out that you wind up with two streams, and neither of 'em hit the bowl?

 

[mr sunshine]

You ever have one of those cool early morning hangover pees where you are so dried out that you wind up with two streams, and neither of 'em hit the bowl?

Yea.. I have foreskin and my wet dreams usually glue it shut by the time i wake up.. my pee busts it back open.

 

[Pinworm]

Yea.. I have foreskin and my wet dreams usually glue it shut by the time i wake up.. my pee busts it back open.

Even harder to manage with morning chub. Then you have to do on-the-spot-geometry and stuff. I usually just spray and pray...

 

[Diabolical666]

Yea.. I have foreskin and my wet dreams usually glue it shut by the time i wake up.. my pee busts it back open.

Yea.. I have foreskin and my wet dreams usually glue it shut by the time i wake up.. my pee busts it back open.

Yea.. I have foreskin and my wet dreams usually glue it shut by the time i wake up.. my pee busts it back open.

lmao

 

[qwizoking]

oh shit, neighbors just brought me the best menudo ive ever had

 

[tyler.durden]

oh shit, neighbors just brought me the best menudo ive ever had

They are awesome -

 

[tyler.durden]

Yea.. I have foreskin and my wet dreams usually glue it shut by the time i wake up.. my pee busts it back open.

You outdid yourself with that one, you made me spit out my cigarette. + rep...

 

[Flaming Pie]

i just dislike him he did something werid so he messaged me to say
"stop"
and i said than stop doing said action

than he came back with ,. your boyfriend killed himself to get away you and your patheticness you ex addicted looser and so on and so forth

.... wow.

 

[Flaming Pie]

im trying to find one of these, i went to a thift christmas sale tonight no go.
found some on etsy but they are like almost 150$ and thats just stupid considering everyone and their grandma had one at one point

My mom has one. It was a kit. You painted it yourself I think.

 

[Flaming Pie]

suppose ill get crackin on this baby nursery /registry today
going with a Woodland Critter/Forest theme.

Pretty gender neutral too so its easy

Gender neutral is good.

Put a sturdy changing table on there. It's a back saver.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Shit man it's dark at 5:30 here now! kinda creepy at times

More like depressing.

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

Yea.. I have foreskin and my wet dreams usually glue it shut by the time i wake up.. my pee busts it back open.

Wow did that catch me COMPLETLEY off guard!

 

[Flaming Pie]

i still miss smoking. been 10 weeks free of cigerettes. and i STILL crave them

Our brains are built to crave things that cause pleasure.

Indulge often enough with anything in life and it can become an addiction.

I'm an addict in soo many areas. Working on it.

 

[Flaming Pie]

oh i have no choice its not like i can relapse
so i mean its not a matter of strength i literally cant bring myself to smoke while pregnant

i cant even eat a burger how could i smoke/drink hahahah

Good for you. Not everyone stops them self from smoking.

We will be seeing ultrasound pics?

 

[sunni]

Good for you. Not everyone stops them self from smoking.

We will be seeing ultrasound pics?

no, and i have my reasons, feel free to inbox me about it

 

[Pinworm]

@sunni - I love you. Let's arm wrestle?

 

[Pinworm]

You would probably win anyways...