Couples - What's your sex life like?

420God

420God

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april said:
6 to 8 weeks is suggested. ..but that seems really long ..my aunts twins were 10 weeks old when she found out she was pregnant again...
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It was within days, not weeks. Can't remember exactly but it was pretty quick. She didn't get tore up or have any stitches though from birthing.
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
420God said:
@april, the biggest problem I had after the pregnancy was going down on her. Watching a child come out of there really wrecked it for me. Was almost 2 years before I would again.

Honestly I would've rather of waited in the waiting room like the olden days.
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Hahahahahahah omg my guy recently watched his first birthing video...I think I'll let him read ur post at lunch...I already suggested he stay by my side..some things are best heard not seen..

Fingers crossed my labor is as good as hers...for his sake
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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april said:
Hahahahahahah omg my guy recently watched his first birthing video...I think I'll let him read ur post at lunch...I already suggested he stay by my side..some things are best heard not seen..

Fingers crossed my labor is as good as hers...for his sake
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I hope your baby doesn’t rip open the barn doors of your vagina. I have a feeling you have a nice one…
 
Jimdamick

Jimdamick

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420God said:
Every other day if not every day. Longest we've gone was a week without and that was either because of distance apart or medical reasons.
12 years married last September.
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How old are you? Let me guess. Humm? Let's see. You were probably 21 when you got married, had a kid, and life is good. Just wait until you are 40, and you have been pounding that same old monkey for 20 years, your testosterone level is crashing, and that check out girl at the supermarket is looking real good, and your subscriptions to porn sites hits a new high. Let's see then how your loving relationship with that old pussy goes. I know I had a problem with it.
 
Downtowntillman

Downtowntillman

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Jimdamick said:
How old are you? Let me guess. Humm? Let's see. You were probably 21 when you got married, had a kid, and life is good. Just wait until you are 40, and you have been pounding that same old monkey for 20 years, your testosterone level is crashing, and that check out girl at the supermarket is looking real good, and your subscriptions to porn sites hits a new high. Let's see then how your loving relationship with that old pussy goes. I know I had a problem with it.
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Damn....
 
Jimdamick

Jimdamick

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Lord Kanti said:
Let's just say that our sex life is a bit...unorthodox.
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Yea, I can relate to that. Something to spice it up. Did you ever see one of those chair things that you have to hang from the ceiling. You can spin her around and make her dizzy with unbridled lust, and then you can REALLY play swing set (none of that play ground shit). Buy one on eBay, worth every penny.
 
Lord Kanti

Lord Kanti

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Jimdamick said:
How old are you? Let me guess. Humm? Let's see. You were probably 21 when you got married, had a kid, and life is good. Just wait until you are 40, and you have been pounding that same old monkey for 20 years, your testosterone level is crashing, and that check out girl at the supermarket is looking real good, and your subscriptions to porn sites hits a new high. Let's see then how your loving relationship with that old pussy goes. I know I had a problem with it.
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If I could hook the checkout girl and reel her home, my other half would be the first to congratulate me.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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neosapien said:
If you find a girl you like, you can ask her to be your girlfriend, then you can be a couple, then you can rape her more often.
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What is with this rape thing?

I totally don’t condone rape in any way, shape, or form.

But I have had many discussions with the Panda Man. And from my experience with our chats, he seems very much NOT a rapist.

Soooo…did he rape you or something Neo? Were you asking for it? What were you wearing?

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