Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[a senile fungus]

Yes, happy Birthday @Metasynth

Sent from A Senile Fungus's EVO using the Rollitup mobile app and a roofie.

You can probably work the damn thing better than I can!

BTW, you're missing out on some damn good beer over here. A nice, smooth kolsch with fresh coffee mixed in. Surprising mix, but I really like it

 

[dirtyho1968]

Happy birthday Meta!

 

[dirtyho1968]

Ok, back to watching Gillian Anderson for me on netflix.

 

[curious2garden]

Dark chocolate + Glass of milk = My kryptonite

Make that the highest butterfat cream you can find and I'm in! mmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[bu$hleaguer]

You mean Coitus?

 

[abe supercro]

You mean Coitus?

 

[neosapien]

Isis this, Isis that. Probably should worry more about your 17 year old neighbor sitting in his folks basement plotting the next mass school shooting. Hashtag forreals.

 

[ChingOwn]

I subscribed to the GF network porn site...it sucks I'm going back to free porn immediately

 

[Yessica...]

I subscribed to the GF network porn site...it sucks I'm going back to free porn immediately

Gluten-Free Porn???

 

[neosapien]

 

[The Outdoorsman]

 

[Hookabelly]

Cherry Pie for all…..made it today. The little one is for @curious2garden. She gets her own

 

[curious2garden]

Cherry Pie for all…..made it today. The little one is for @curious2garden. She gets her own

I just finished my roasted chicken and glass (or 3) of white and this is perfectly timed! Thank you!

YUM

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Cherry Pie for all…..made it today. The little one is for @curious2garden. She gets her own

Damn hooka, I would fight a man over that.

 

[abe supercro]

the little one looks like a cherry pot pie.

 

[Hookabelly]

I just finished my roasted chicken and glass (or 3) of white and this is perfectly timed! Thank you!

YUM

Damn hooka, I would fight a man over that.

(one of) my superpowers is that I make a damn good pie. Secret ingredient: vodka/icewater in the crust. No lie. The vodka adds moisture then the alcohol evaporates lending maximum flakiness

 

[curious2garden]

Damn hooka, I would fight a man over that.

the little one looks like a cherry pot pie.

Yes and it's mine now back off or I will have to ask @see4 to cut you, cut you deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

 

[The Outdoorsman]

(one of) my superpowers is that I make a damn good pie. Secret ingredient: vodka/icewater in the crust. No lie. The vodka adds moisture then the alcohol evaporates lending maximum flakiness

Good to know! (if my balls ever fall off and I start baking pies)

Made a decent kaluah pecan pie once upon a time...

 

[Hookabelly]

Good to know! (if my balls ever fall off and I start baking pies)

Made a decent kaluah pecan pie once upon a time...

You can keep your balls and still make good pies

 

[see4]

Yes and it's mine now back off or I will have to ask @see4 to cut you, cut you deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

So very deep. How ya doin? Long time no chat.

How's everyone doin?