Couples - What's your sex life like?

[bu$hleaguer]

OW! didn't that sting?

I couldn't remember so I just asked her- she said "yeah! It fucking burned!"

 

[Hookabelly]

I couldn't remember so I just asked her- she said "yeah! It fucking burned!"

Let her now give you a maker's Mark enema

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Let her now give you a maker's Mark enema

Nah- I'm going for the pee hole

 

[dandyrandy]

60 years young. 38 years of marriage. Now is better. No kids!

 

[charface]

our sex is this way

 

[MrStickyScissors]

i insert my penis into her vagina and thrust repeatedly until ejaculation occurs.

we are in the process of conceiving a little buck right now, so we do it every other night. doctor's orders. i am not allowed to masturbate on off days ether.

procreational sex feels much different than recreational sex for some reason. no pressure to do anything but get off i guess.

and yes, i'm still alive, suckas.

you call your boyfriends asshole a vagina? How sweet of you.

 

[Morbid Angel]

Steeeeeeeeeeerike 2

whats a matter? You afraid and grossed out by the natural cycle of female bodies? Strike 3 for you bud!

 

[ruby fruit]

the banana I used one night when we was drunk made a hell of a mess lol

 

[texasjack]

when things start to get stale in our sex life I like to switch it up and use the other hole. Be careful not to get her pregnant though.

 

[Flaming Pie]

No I was thinking about the alcohol on ANY tender area. I once got some under my eyes once and it stung like a mofo

One time when I was 16 I used a alcohol based cream down there.

It definitely does burn. If you are drunk you might not feel it as much.

 

[Flaming Pie]

60 years young. 38 years of marriage. Now is better. No kids!

Can't you just lock your bedroom door? Lol

 

[curious2garden]

whats a matter? You afraid and grossed out by the natural cycle of female bodies? Strike 3 for you bud!

You mean strike 3 for you. If you'd even bothered to look around you'd notice I'm a female. Btw my name is Annie, it has not been nice to meet you and welcome to my ignore list.

Bye bye now

 

[MrStickyScissors]

Can't you just lock your bedroom door? Lol

but then they say Dad! And i say hang on im cumming! Lol then i start laughing

 

[Flaming Pie]

but then they say Dad! And i say hang on im cumming! Lol then i start laughing

Wait till night time. Duh.

 

[roseypeach]

for starters, since we've been together, I've learned there's more than two ways to achieve orgasm (for a girl) and he's actually given me three simultaneously. THAT was incredible!! we've done things that I never would have even considered before. He's ruined me for anyone else, ever..lol

 

[MrStickyScissors]

Wait till night time. Duh.

shit my kids are crazy doesnt matter if its night time and by the time they go to bed im exhausted.i just have sex when ever i want really and my wife is supper hot like top model status lol way prettier than me.

 

[abe supercro]

you call your boyfriends asshole a vagina? How sweet of you.

You must be rather buckhurt. And just saying that now because you know he's not here everyday to enlarge your flappy gape.

 

[Flaming Pie]

shit my kids are crazy doesnt matter if its night time and by the time they go to bed im exhausted.i just have sex when ever i want really and my wife is supper hot like top model status lol way prettier than me.

Nu-uh. Gotta squash that shit quick. Esther doesn't stay up past 9. EVER.

When she gets older like ehhhh 12 or whatever, she can stay awake in her room and read or do homework.

10 years from now... hmmm I wonder what my libido will be like then.

 

[Yessica...]

Nu-uh. Gotta squash that shit quick. Esther doesn't stay up past 9. EVER.

When she gets older like ehhhh 12 or whatever, she can stay awake in her room and read or do homework.

10 years from now... hmmm I wonder what my libido will be like then.

Did I miss the part where you describe you and your hubbies sex life??????

I’ve been anxiously awaiting your answer to this thread since it started….

No worries if you haven’t written it yet….I can wait…

 

[MrStickyScissors]

You must be rather buckhurt. And just saying that now because you know he's not here everyday to enlarge your flappy gape.

awww your on his dick too.... Cute.