Going to Church!

[tyler.durden]

So, I'm heading off to church this morning. I don't know why, I don't belong to one. I'm just gonna get dressed up, eat breakfast at IHOP, and ride around looking for the church that looks best to me. They're pretty much all the same, right? I haven't talked to jesus in a long, long time. What do you think I should say??? I can't think of anything. I'll be reading your posts while I'm there, I just know I'll get some stellar ideas from you folks. Please don't make me laugh, I'll be in church for god's sake. I'll let you know how it goes when I get back...

 

[SunnyJim]

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Find yourself a nice Catholic Church and get yourself in that confession box! Lol

 

[.Pinworm.]

Toops, toops, sca-doops. With my prayers!

 

[Gary Goodson]

I only talk to God during football season

 

[abe supercro]

Enjoy a fat stack of ihop pancakes. Load em up with butter and drizzle an entire bottle of syrup if possible. Best advice about church I can give you, skip it and go down by the waterfront and burn one instead.

 

[tyler.durden]

Okay, heading out. I want to bring enough cash. How much does church cost these days? Anyone?

 

[mr sunshine]

I hear finshaggy owns a good one. Everyone says it's dope as fuck!

 

[Gregor Eisenhorn]

Tell the priest you've murdured someone and watch his face turn to horror.

 

[.Pinworm.]

Okay, heading out. I want to bring enough cash. How much does church cost these days? Anyone?

About tree fiddy.

 

[tyler.durden]

I hear finshaggy owns a good one. Everyone says it's dope as fuck!

I'll go if he bathes first...

 

[tyler.durden]

Tell the priest you've murdured someone and watch his face turn to horror.

Will he make me pay extra, or is that included in the admission price?

 

[SunnyJim]

I'll go if he bathes first...

He's bathed in chakra. Way more cleansing than ordinary soap.

 

[mr sunshine]

His mom's out of town, she's usually the one that does that.m

 

[tyler.durden]

He's bathed in chakra. Way more cleansing than ordinary soap.

Chakra and bullshit...

 

[tyler.durden]

His mom's out of town, she's usually the one that does that.m

Oh, right. His mom. I'll go if she bathes me...

 

[SunnyJim]

Chakras and bullshit...

A little from column A, a little from column B...

 

[tyler.durden]

Do churches still look down on smoking weed and masturbation?

 

[tyler.durden]

Find yourself a nice Catholic Church and get yourself in that confession box! Lol

Those are the churches that praise the mom for the kid's accomplishments, right? I always thought that was interesting. We couldn't get away with that in sports: 'Chicago Bulls win another NBA championship!!! Let's here it for MJ's mom!'

 

[CallinCarRamRod]

I only talk to God during football season

I love dating Cowboys and eagles fans. They love losers, and don't expect a ring