ttystikk
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...dont forget the selfie stick.People are like Sheep.Or Lemmings.Moronic anyway.Duh Duh.Look at me.Ive got a phone.
supreme bean
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My family spends most of its time .looking at screens.
supreme bean
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I remember In The Flight of The Concords,one dude glued a phone to a camera .This was before camera-phones .
Now you can get internet glasses.I dont think i will bother.I have a photo of a naked woman cellotaped to a
snorkel mask.
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Now you can get internet glasses.I dont think i will bother.I have a photo of a naked woman cellotaped to a
snorkel mask.
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Vnsmkr
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Oh one of those 12 kids had one of those fucking things....selfie stick what the fuck...dont forget the selfie stick.
Vnsmkr
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I am a grumpy old fuck at times and its always that time when I see one of those sticks. I want to go grab it from their hands and snap the fucking thing in half, taking motherfucking pictures of yourself and calling it a selfie. That word even pisses me off, who the fuck made that word up.
supreme bean
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LOL.i saw this couple on the beach with a camera.I asked if they wanted me to take a picture of them together.
They said.Its okay ,we have a selfie stick.
I said.Well go fuck yourself with it.(just kidding.i didnt say that).
They said.Its okay ,we have a selfie stick.
I said.Well go fuck yourself with it.(just kidding.i didnt say that).
supreme bean
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I blame Obama.Always doing selfies,with dicks like David Cameron AT fucking Funerals.
supreme bean
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Im goona get one and take a photo of my back.Now thats Entertainment!
Vnsmkr
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Ha ha ha, great stuff
Vnsmkr
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Must have been in the last 10 years or so where there was a term for taking a picture of yourself. It was before Flobama
Smidge34
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I'm the king of grump. Remember that movie Grumpy Old Men with Lemmon and Mathau, lmao, that will be me. I can't stand much of anything post 1995 and that includes the internet that I'm on and the "smart phone" -- there's a contrafuckingdiction of terms -- I'm using right now. I hate selfies and that stupid fucking duck face grin that was en vouge in recent years past. Wonder how that duck face will look with a split upper lip?
Lol so high right now!
Vnsmkr
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Ha ha ha ha ha, me too high right now. Im like anything post 1980 is pretty fucking stupid
. I cut 2 tops on the Deep Chunk, they were as firm as firm could be tennis racket handle sized.
supreme bean
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Im a 20th century man myself.An age where you couldnt blame everything on technology.
America lost the war in Afghanistan cos of technology.The Taliban didnt have any.!
Just kidding.Its probably down to crap leadership.lol.
America lost the war in Afghanistan cos of technology.The Taliban didnt have any.!
Just kidding.Its probably down to crap leadership.lol.
supreme bean
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Sorry.im posting too much.I will leave you with a picture.just for larfs.
ttystikk
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The twentieth century is over, except oldies night on your streamed playlist.
supreme bean
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My streamed playlist what?Are you refering to my Gramaphone?
ruby fruit
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Might take a lot more to teach him ...if he wants to hang around guys who are 6 yrs older and thinknits ok to get on the gear get cooked and try n take someones head of with a machete damn getting angry just writing this
ruby fruit
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Autographs are a thing of the past..
supreme bean
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I know one day he will look back with a lot of regret.Being a parent is IMO the hardest thing a person can do.
My eldest son got involved with a band that didnt do any music.Most of them were older guys.
One of them died of a heroin overdose recently.
Sounds like your son is out of control.I was gonna suggest he should do some meditation to improve his self-esteem.
Failing that.Do it yourself.I built up my emotional defences with some qigong.
Now when the shit hits the fan.I can deal with it better.I cant see the point in worrying about stuff.
Take Care Dude.