Unclebaldrick
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but they have to keep Ted Cruz or no deal. But I will sweeten the deal with $50 for every former CSA state they take with them.
#Brexit & #Texit
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Finshaggy
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Lol. Yes, because what everyone remembers about Vietnam era soldiers is how good they were at following orders, and Kent State has always since then been seen as a shining example of what the Military does regularly. Really?
Finshaggy
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Texas will leave for Free.
Texas has Dallas, Fort Worth and Arlington. Then Houston, San Antonio, Austin, College Station, Denton and San Marcos.
Then Galveston, and the rest of the Gulf, and Mexico. We don't need to be part of the US. We can just visit like when we go to Mexico.
abe supercro
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On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel TEXAS
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel TEXAS
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain,
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel TEXAS
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel TEXAS
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel TEXAS
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel TEXAS
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain,
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel TEXAS
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel TEXAS
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
Finshaggy
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And in case anyone didn't know...
Texans:
Willie Nelson
Mathew McConaughey
Beyonce
Jamie Foxx
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Usher
Lance Armstrong
Selena Gomez
Dennis Rodman
Woody Harrelson
Jennifer Garner
Patrick Swayze
Steve Martin
Owen Wilson
Dennis Quaid
Kris Krisofferson
Forest Whitaker
Gary Busey
And that's just a short list, there are way more people from Texas who everyone in America/the World knows of.
Texans:
Willie Nelson
Mathew McConaughey
Beyonce
Jamie Foxx
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Usher
Lance Armstrong
Selena Gomez
Dennis Rodman
Woody Harrelson
Jennifer Garner
Patrick Swayze
Steve Martin
Owen Wilson
Dennis Quaid
Kris Krisofferson
Forest Whitaker
Gary Busey
And that's just a short list, there are way more people from Texas who everyone in America/the World knows of.
tangerinegreen555
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How many on that list (of the still living) would vote to leave Fin?
Not that it would ever matter about a vote anyway...just askin'....
Finshaggy
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Probably all of them, in 6th grade we all take Texas History. They teach us about being Texan, the Alamo, Stephen F Austin, Sam Houston and all that.
srh88
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so all of those people who are making money off being an american icon.. would want to leave america?
abe supercro
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Fin you should add your name to that list!
Also, if you're going to include Dennis Quaid, you must include his much cooler older brother, Randy Quaid. I'm serious, don't forget about Randy Quaid. And why wasn't Gary Busy first on the list? All right, Willie Nelson was first, but Gary Busey should be second and Randy Quaid, third.
The Randy Quaid
tangerinegreen555
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Fify...
they learned about American history also...
including the Civil War and the 1964 Civil Rights Act that seems to have changed Texas in more ways than one...
And by the way they taught us damn yankees the same Texas history as part of American history...
You think we never heard of the Alamo or Sam Houston?
Gimme a break already...
WeedFreak78
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I think the Feds should just sign Texas back over to Mexico before they have a chance to secede. See how they like that.
srh88
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If they secede Mexico will take it back anyway
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StonedFarmer
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So do these shitty posts reflect your closeted homosexuality, or possibky are repressed feelings from having a fatty liver?
LoL brits have such pussy livers. I bet you drank like a 13 year old Canadian girl to get that cirrhosis.
Fucking nubs
StonedFarmer
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But thw amount of cocks you can stuff in dat mouff is pretty crazy.
tezzerLad
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you sound angry bro
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