2 new things

[oakie]

Where was it published? I can probably just look it up.

Nothing to look up,he lying.

 

[Big_Lou]

Being the size of most grown men by the time I hit puberty, I lost my virginity when I was 12-13 to the girl next door. She was in her late teens, looked like a bronze goddess, and basically used me as a 'sex toy' for the better part of an entire summer vacation. For hetero males, especially, I believe this sort of fortunate experience to be invaluable throughout life. I'm sure that as I lay dying and my last synapses begin to crackle out, the memories of that summer with her will comfort me on my way onward...

Also, I have several sets of bodily stitches, more than most, and I've been shot once (my ankle/22 pistol) and stabbed several times.

Neat thread, cheers ~

 

[.Pinworm.]

Nothing to look up,he lying.

Why would he lie? @StonedFarmer

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Being the size of most grown men by the time I hit puberty, I lost my virginity when I was 12-13 to the girl next door. She was in her late teens, looked like a bronze goddess, and basically used me as a 'sex toy' for the better part of an entire summer vacation. For hetero males, especially, I believe this sort of fortunate experience to be invaluable throughout life. I'm sure that as I lay dying and my last synapses begin to crackle out, the memories of that summer with her will comfort me on my way onward...

Also, I have several sets of bodily stitches, more than most, and I've been shot once (my ankle/22 pistol) and stabbed several times.

Neat thread, cheers ~

Anybody who uses 'synapses' in a sentence has got to be OK. I'm pardoning you of 2 dix. Permanently expunged from your record...

 

[StonedFarmer]

Why would he lie? @StonedFarmer

It was published as a collection of students across canada.

Seems like a pretty mundane thing to lie about.

Ill ask my mom where it would be when J see her next. Its either in a box in my basemeny or with her.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

It was published as a collection of students across canada.

Seems like a pretty mundane thing to lie about.

Ill ask my mom where it would be when J see her next. Its either in a box in my basemeny or with her.

I may have seen it...

Did it start out, 'the night was dark, the sky was blue'?

 

[Big_Lou]

Anybody who uses 'synapses' in a sentence has got to be OK. I'm pardoning you of 2 dix. Permanently expunged from your record...

Who said those dix NEED "expunging"?? Sheeeeesh, the nerve of some people....

 

[.Pinworm.]

I may have seen it...

Did it start out, 'the night was dark, the sky was blue'?

boses r red, violemts are lbue
im drunmk this bottlke got puke on my ahoe
go 2 wirk dunmkf n on blowq
im bleedingf gagain, bettre kine up sum morw

 

[StonedFarmer]

I may have seen it...

Did it start out, 'the night was dark, the sky was blue'?

lol

That is clever.

::writes that down::

 

[StonedFarmer]

boses r red, violemts are lbue
im drunmk this bottlke got puke on my ahoe
go 2 wirk dunmkf n on blowq
im bleedingf gagain, bettre kine up sum morw

I understood that all so well.

Very good, sir, very good

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I understood that all so well.

Very good, sir, very good

You're OK for a crazy guy...

but I'm sure you hear that all the time.

 

[StonedFarmer]

You're OK for a crazy guy...

but I'm sure you hear that all the time.

Once or twice someone has said that.

 

[oakie]

@StonedFarmer what is it you actually study at school?

 

[oakie]

Why would he lie? @StonedFarmer

compulsive lier.

 

[Big_Lou]

compulsive lier.

*Liar.

Damn, at least learn how to spell if you are going to try and shit on decent folks....WEAK troll game, kid, w-e-a-k....

 

[cannabineer]

boses r red, violemts are lbue
im drunmk this bottlke got puke on my ahoe
go 2 wirk dunmkf n on blowq
im bleedingf gagain, bettre kine up sum morw

pus wrep.

 

[oakie]

*Liar.

Damn, at least learn how to spell if you are going to try and shit on decent folks....WEAK troll game, kid, w-e-a-k....

obviously I was no nerd in school.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

pus wrep.

that's fucking good!

 

[StonedFarmer]

@StonedFarmer what is it you actually study at school?

You really have hard on for me eh m8?

Thats a lie too. I can't control myself, I need to feel validated.

Court is also a lie

So who are you?

**yawn**

 

[Big_Lou]

obviously I was no nerd in school.

You went to school? I just assumed that you went straight from larval stage to the trailer court.