bizarrojohnson
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I was a really gullible kid.
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srh88
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just the tip?
mr sunshine
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You've changed bro.
Wilderb
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1. I got married a week after I turned 16, had two kids before I was 18. She left when the kids were young. Raised them myself(no child support) and have not spoken to her in years, although she lives only a few miles from me. Neither has my daughter.
2. Got my picture taken several times this weekend by the feds. More to add to my file, lol.
2. Got my picture taken several times this weekend by the feds. More to add to my file, lol.
dannyboy602
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I can't swim. And since my brother drowned in 95 I wont even go near water.
I once popped 60 zannies and lived to tell the tale.
I once popped 60 zannies and lived to tell the tale.
Bublonichronic
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I can fit three fingers in my butt
I like sticking all sorts of random objects in my butt, I figure it will be a good talent to have if I ever go to jail
I like sticking all sorts of random objects in my butt, I figure it will be a good talent to have if I ever go to jail
Alienwidow
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Ive eaten so many lobsters i dont even like them any more. Ill still eat crab but lobsters make me want to barf.
I kill peoples sick animals on request. I guess im the only person they know whos not afraid to get their hands dirty.
I kill peoples sick animals on request. I guess im the only person they know whos not afraid to get their hands dirty.
Downtowntillman
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I touched the heat shield of the Apollo 8 Command Module.
I have a chunk of the oldest object in _______ County. at least 4.55 billion years.
What's the weight on that?
Downtowntillman
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Hmm. That depends on MG?.. If they were the .25mg that's only 15 blues.
I took 27 blues back in early 2000. In about 4 hrs. Needless to say... I awoke after almost 2 straight days sleeping. .
I make around $2500-$3000 3 times a year with my side hustle. Providing a few small mom and pop shops with quality meats for a very reasonable price. Summer has already been busy!
abe supercro
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I've euthanized baby bunnies as an act of compassion. I've licked scented markers.
greasemonkeymann
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shiiiit... a real man could blow those farts out your EYEBALL...
pussy.
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Hookabelly
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It's me that puts the kool aid back in the fridge when it's only got 1/4" left
You all know everything else about me. I have no secrets from you
You all know everything else about me. I have no secrets from you
.Pinworm.
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Still waiting on that.
StonedFarmer
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Good reminder. I am going to go runmage now
Sorry I am a bit of a drunm and do a lot of cocaine. I forgoey easily
oakie
Active Member
lol I just mentioned that in another thread then read it here.
.Pinworm.
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Where was it published? I can probably just look it up.
evergreengardener
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1. got into some trouble when i was 16 it involved a semi automatic rifle
2. someone stole my fucking garbage can last night
2. someone stole my fucking garbage can last night
