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mr sunshine · Jun 2, 2016

StonedFarmer said:
I will bro. Just banging cat lady nd shjt lol

She is so hot. Gawd famn them Totti totties

I told your ass to go to sleep 5 hours ago . I'm starting to think cat lady is a bad influence on you.

StonedFarmer · Jun 2, 2016

mr sunshine said:
I told your ass to go to sleep 5 hours ago . I'm starting to think cat lady is a bad influence on you.

No sleep i guess. Been trying too

Drowning-Man · Jun 2, 2016

mr sunshine said:
-I hate pizza .

-I cried a lot when Tom Hanks lost Wilson in castaway, I felt horrible.

I cried when the snake died in Anaconda
I put hot sauce on everything I eat.

Indagrow · Jun 2, 2016

I'm dyslexic

I suck at telling time

SPLFreak808 · Jun 2, 2016

I could literally eat raw fish every day of the week for the rest of my life, too bad i can't afford it lol.
I sprint 10 miles in less then 2 hours twice a week every week, really helps me with insomnia and staying fit.

Drowning-Man · Jun 2, 2016

SPLFreak808 said:
I could literally eat raw fish every day of the week for the rest of my life, too bad i can't afford it lol.
I sprint 10 miles in less then 2 hours twice a week every week, really helps me with insomnia and staying fit.

Sushi with wasabi and ginger are amazing

SPLFreak808 · Jun 2, 2016

Drowning-Man said:
Sushi with wasabi and ginger are amazing

Fuck yes! Now i know what im eating for lunch today lol.

neosapien · Jun 2, 2016

I lived directly across the street from a bar as a child and witnessed many vehicular fatalities.

I started my first job at 12 years old. Washing dishes at said bar.

mr sunshine · Jun 2, 2016

neosapien said:
I lived directly across the street from a bar as a child and witnessed many vehicular fatalities.

I started my first job at 12 years old. Washing dishes at said bar.

Im glad you made it out of there alive, with your big ass dick.

Drowning-Man · Jun 2, 2016

First drug I ever used when I was 14 was coke.
My first job was as a paper boy for the Thrifty Nicole at 11yrs old.

neosapien · Jun 2, 2016

mr sunshine said:
Im glad you made it out of there alive, with your big ass dick.

It was a struggle. The old bar whores were always swarming me.

Drowning-Man · Jun 2, 2016

dlftmyers · Jun 2, 2016

I have a deviated septum
I did a lot of blow in the 90's

Drowning-Man · Jun 2, 2016

curious2garden · Jun 2, 2016

.Pinworm. said:
Tell me 2 things about you I didn't already know. I'll go first.

- I've been arrested more than 6 times for public intoxication
- I can piss my full name on a fence. In cursive.

Now you go.

OMG you can cursive!!! I was at the DMV and some girl was told to sign her driver's license and she looked earnestly at the clerk and asked, "In cursive?"

Indagrow · Jun 2, 2016

I recycle, I also throw huge bags of recyclables into the compressor pit because fuck you hippies

I have crazy allergies right now, I could take something but I love sneezing all day I have no idea why

Maxman and Fiddler · Jun 2, 2016

When I was little my parents would leave me in the bathtub with the dish washing container as the soap (the one where you pop the top up and squeeze out the soap). Well I lined up the opening of the container spout with the opening of my penis and injected dish soap into my dick hole. It was painful and there was significant follow up to recover.

Second - I love horsemeat, it's so good.

abe supercro · Jun 2, 2016

peehole fentanyl

BamaBoyBeRolling · Jun 2, 2016

Maxman and Fiddler said:
injected dish soap into my dick hole.

Maxman and Fiddler · Jun 2, 2016

Nope, I was a naive 7 or 8 year old, exploring with things I didn't know about. Purely benign!

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