Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Gary Goodson]

She did paint the turtles shell with finger nail polish. Smh I couldn't help but lol at that. Sometimes I see a multi colored thing slowing moving across the living room floor. Like WTF is that? Oh, it's the turtle.

 

[Flaming Pie]

She did paint the turtles shell with finger nail polish. Smh I couldn't help but lol at that. Sometimes I see a multi colored thing slowing moving across the living room floor. Like WTF is that? Oh, it's the turtle.

I rescued a turtle once. They can grow back their shell. That is crazy. Just like a cat's tail can mend itself.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Us women never do that...lol

That's because we have specially trained the muscles around our anus to only relax in our own home or car.

 

[StevieBevie]

Ha, yeah some are appreciative of those muscles...lol

 

[Singlemalt]

I sneeze farted in line at the grocery store today. Everyone was staring at me.

Given the proper circumstances, I can make my ex do that. I can tell when she has gas, subtle body motions. When in the checkout line I'll sneak behind her a lick her neck, it startles her and she relaxes, bingo "Braaaaap". She's all embarrassed and I'm laughing

 

[Big_Lou]

She did paint the turtles shell with finger nail polish. Smh I couldn't help but lol at that. Sometimes I see a multi colored thing slowing moving across the living room floor. Like WTF is that? Oh, it's the turtle.

Speaking of turtles........ ?

 

[qwizoking]

Just like a cat's tail can mend itself.

you sure about that?
i mean i have no clue..
but i rescued a cat some years back, who was stuck in my car lol
anyway his tale was broken in like 6 different spots all zig zag like..we named him ziggy.. he later had kittens with one of my other cats and i think the mom ate one and we gave one to a friend...named the two remaining kittens jack and jill..
eventually i had 9 cats and 3 generations

i know...cool.story

 

[Big_Lou]

you sure about that?
i mean i have no clue..
but i rescued a cat some years back, who was stuck in my car lol
anyway his tale was broken in like 6 different spots all zig zag like..we named him ziggy.. he later had kittens with one of my other cats and i think the mom ate one and we gave one to a friend...named the two remaining kittens jack and jill..
eventually i had 9 cats and 3 generations

i know...cool.story

Good of you to look after the cats.

 

[Indagrow]

For what it's worth I can never get her to relax her anus.

I'd field the cat question but I need some space from that reply

 

[b4ds33d]

no weed in almost a week and this is my main take-away....life is so much more enjoyable with cannabis.

 

[abe supercro]

less irritable too.

 

[StevieBevie]

I don't like my husband when he is not smoking...

 

[neosapien]

So I've grown a moustache for the first time in my life and more than a couple people have told me I look like a 70s/80s porn star. I told them that's the exact look I'm going for.

 

[neosapien]

I don't like my husband when he is not smoking...

Have you authenticated your account yet? Cuz I look like a 70s/80s porn star and do internet authentications for free in my spare time. Pm me a picture of your tits and I'll validate you to the Internet super information highway.

 

[StevieBevie]

Have you authenticated your account yet? Cuz I look like a 70s/80s porn star and do internet authentications for free in my spare time. Pm me a picture of your tits and I'll validate you to the Internet super information highway.

I am sure you would like that but they are for subscribing customers only...

 

[Singlemalt]

I am sure you would like that but they are for subscribing customers only...

You misunderstand, he gets no craven pleasure from it; it's a public service just as pro bono legal service and Doctors without Borders. There are no crass intentions

 

[StevieBevie]

You misunderstand, he gets no craven pleasure from it; it's a public service just as pro bono legal service and Doctors without Borders. There are no crass intentions

LOL...I am not in need of servicing..

 

[StevieBevie]

You misunderstand, he gets no craven pleasure from it; it's a public service just as pro bono legal service and Doctors without Borders. There are no crass intentions

and I actually work with Doctors Without Border, been on 3 trips so far and we do amazing work!

 

[Singlemalt]

and I actually work with Doctors Without Border, been on 3 trips so far and we do amazing work!

See? There ya go, now you understand. It's not servicing, it's authentification

 

[.Pinworm.]

So I've grown a moustache for the first time in my life and more than a couple people have told me I look like a 70s/80s porn star. I told them that's the exact look I'm going for.

Ala mouztage.