Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[StevieBevie]

See? There ya go, now you understand. It's not servicing, it's authentification

Yes, I understand what providing a valuable service to mankind is, quite well, thank you...

 

[neosapien]

I am sure you would like that but they are for subscribing customers only...

That's racist.

 

[StevieBevie]

That's racist.

 

[qwizoking]

i may or may noy, be alil fucked up.. but stipped at burger king and i bb pulled out a 20 to oay.... antway apparently i dripprd a hundo and this dide was hey hey hey! whisrtleed and shit, hey man you drippped some kiney...cool.man thanks bruh.. keep it for being cool



im jkn i dindt give him shit

 

[qwizoking]

im jkn i dindt give him shit

but i thoyght anout ir

 

[Eltomcat]

I had a friend who dropped a hundred dollar bill.

 

[qwizoking]

man wtf!
ima fivus and tyoe clearky
^lol
starting now haha

so.one of my girls texts me.. we're talkin..eventually im like so what are you upto?

she says and i quote
Trying to find these girls for a friends friend

im caught off guard
like.. wait what?

she says
nothin

I already said u didnt understand and im not at liberty to discuss in any further detail


so i call, and she rejects...
now im gettin upset, kind of like a web cam/ porno girl. and im like so its like that?!

she says

Yeah when I say im doin somethin and u call its like that

Im doing something for a friend what does it matter what im doing anyways im still talkin to your ass ..
If i were not talkin to you i could see why your panties are in a bunch but im not bein short and im talkin to you so i dont see the problem love

im like no no..
explain yourself and dont talk to me like im some bitch. choose your words carefully in your response
also
dont be using contacts that aint yours, or clients for that maatter.. obviously i lnow.what you meant
i could care less if you decided to text me.. thats got nothing tp do with anything


anyway fuckin fuck fucks...pisses me off, might have to cut a girl off




yep gettin an attitude like she something.. even if they girls you onow through work and not me,.
dont cuss in qwizos direction
trick, who pays your shit
or did...
deuce deuce

then.blowin up my phone. (9 texts back to back)..i dont understand what just happened here.. yiu dont run shit, talkin to me like im another nigga

back peddling...no no, not how it works

maybe im an ass, ober reacting idk
i dont care


fml.. im.sure i just need sleep, a good.nights rest..have a girl rub them nails through my hair scratch ma scalp, massage my back as i drift into.neverland..but idk, im.pretty sure ima read mybtexts in the morn and pissed off




ugh.. alright venting done

goodnight riu

seems like a jab jib kinda post but whatever

 

[StonedFarmer]

Im just chugging this water, sitting on the sidewalk staring at people.

Carry on

 

[eye exaggerate]

17 lighters, 3 lighters, 11 lighters, no lighters, buy 5 more lighters, 2 lighters, 15 lighters...

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I thought it was just me with the lighter thing.
And, I can make a bag of weed vaporize into thin air never to be seen again when stashing stoned.

 

[Indagrow]

When I used to do coke I lost a quarter stashing it while I was very geeked out.. My girl saw me move it a couple times being like.. I'm just going to find it and do more so I hid it in like a million different places and the last one must have been really fucking good I still can't find it a year later.. I want to get a drug sniffing dog in here, when off duty or some shit. Just gotta find a cop that would allow that... Shouldn't be hard

 

[sunni]

go one with your life shoo you pest



Seriously
Clearly you have nothing better to do

 

[Flaming Pie]

Given the proper circumstances, I can make my ex do that. I can tell when she has gas, subtle body motions. When in the checkout line I'll sneak behind her a lick her neck, it startles her and she relaxes, bingo "Braaaaap". She's all embarrassed and I'm laughing

That is so fucked up.

There is a special place in hell for people like you. The very idea of violating a woman's concentration in that area is appalling.

You should be ashamed sir. It takes years of scolding and self training to attain the impregnable wall of anus. This is a very deep psychological need tied to the anus.


Anus.

 

[Flaming Pie]

you sure about that?
i mean i have no clue..
but i rescued a cat some years back, who was stuck in my car lol
anyway his tale was broken in like 6 different spots all zig zag like..we named him ziggy.. he later had kittens with one of my other cats and i think the mom ate one and we gave one to a friend...named the two remaining kittens jack and jill..
eventually i had 9 cats and 3 generations

i know...cool.story

I am sure. I was there when the "accident" happened that broke my cat's tail.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I don't like my husband when he is not smoking...

I don't like myself when I am not smoking.

Right now I feel pretty good about myself. Think I might put a ring on it.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I thought it was just me with the lighter thing.
And, I can make a bag of weed vaporize into thin air never to be seen again when stashing stoned.

I have lost so many things hiding them from my daughter. Not lighters.

 

[.Pinworm.]

That is so fucked up.

There is a special place in hell for people like you. The very idea of violating a woman's concentration in that area is appalling.

You should be ashamed sir. It takes years of scolding and self training to attain the impregnable wall of anus. This is a very deep psychological need tied to the anus.


Anus.

Anoose.

 

[SirGreenDong420]

Hey what's the deal with these likes? I want to like some of these posts but I can't find the like button. Any help is appreciated, and thank you.

 

[abe supercro]

Always remember to spay or neuter your pets.

Bob Barker

 

[.Pinworm.]

I have lost so many things hiding them from my daughter. Not lighters.

Mine asked me for a blowtorch for her birthday this year. She is kind of a badass.