Is the World Flat? The Flatlander's theory..

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cat of curiosity

cat of curiosity

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i just wonder why it is that as a sailor, if i travel beyond the horizon seen from shore, they can't see me, and i can't see them, but if i keep going, i end up seeing something i couldn't see.

a telescope should be able to set me straight, but alas; vision doesn't curve with the roundness of the earth, and unless reflected or refracted, light doesn't bend, and travels in a straight line (although affected by gravity).

i must need glasses. maybe i'm near sighted when there is no land in sight.

gives a new meaning to the discovery term 'land ho!'. maybe those guys are just saying there's land, and a ho, but only he could see it because everyone else is defective. god isn't perfect after all, ya know....

oh wait...

i thought god was perfect? wtf? maybe we went back in time and noah hasn't been born yet! it would explain a lot!

but it wouldn't explain why fish and birds get a free pass. that's just fucked up...
 
Mellowman2112

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cat of curiosity said:
i just wonder why it is that as a sailor, if i travel beyond the horizon seen from shore, they can't see me, and i can't see them, but if i keep going, i end up seeing something i couldn't see.

a telescope should be able to set me straight, but alas; vision doesn't curve with the roundness of the earth, and unless reflected or refracted, light doesn't bend, and travels in a straight line (although affected by gravity).

i must need glasses. maybe i'm near sighted when there is no land in sight.

gives a new meaning to the discovery term 'land ho!'. maybe those guys are just saying there's land, and a ho, but only he could see it because everyone else is defective. god isn't perfect after all, ya know....

oh wait...

i thought god was perfect? wtf? maybe we went back in time and noah hasn't been born yet! it would explain a lot!

but it wouldn't explain why fish and birds get a free pass. that's just fucked up...
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I guess it curves here, or the earth is flat one of the two.

 
Bob Zmuda

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Mellowman2112 said:
Since when does visual evidence destroy credibility? Yet, you would probably except the lies from fox or cnn right?
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Holy shit. Before this thread I would have never believed grown "men" we're stupid enough to actually believe something this asinine.

Yet here it is...260 pages of "loser in moms basement".

Let me guess. There's some "conspiracy" that's keeping you from getting laid?:lol:
 
Ace Yonder

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Mellowman2112 said:
I guess it curves here, or the earth is flat one of the two.

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I would say that woman is full blown retarded, but that would be an insult to retards. I love how she also thinks that a flat earth would somehow disprove evolution. Literal idiocy. You submit a video of a stupid person misunderstanding physics, and cite it as actual evidence? How the fuck do you expect anyone to take you seriously? All it "proves" is that you are gullible enough to believe just about anything.
 
Mellowman2112

Mellowman2112

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Ace Yonder said:
I would say that woman is full blown retarded, but that would be an insult to retards. I love how she also thinks that a flat earth would somehow disprove evolution. Literal idiocy. You submit a video of a stupid person misunderstanding physics, and cite it as actual evidence? How the fuck do you expect anyone to take you seriously? All it "proves" is that you are gullible enough to believe just about anything.
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At ten miles out that ship should be totally invisable based on the mathematics of a round earth. Just saying.
 
Mellowman2112

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Ace Yonder said:
I would say that woman is full blown retarded, but that would be an insult to retards. I love how she also thinks that a flat earth would somehow disprove evolution. Literal idiocy. You submit a video of a stupid person misunderstanding physics, and cite it as actual evidence? How the fuck do you expect anyone to take you seriously? All it "proves" is that you are gullible enough to believe just about anything.
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So you believe also that we same from green slime? Is that what you are saying?
 
Mellowman2112

Mellowman2112

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Bob Zmuda said:
Holy shit. Before this thread I would have never believed grown "men" we're stupid enough to actually believe something this asinine.

Yet here it is...260 pages of "loser in moms basement".

Let me guess. There's some "conspiracy" that's keeping you from getting laid?:lol:
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Please provide some type of experiment that tends to prove the earth is round. Rather than call names.
 
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