The UK Growers Thread!

[oscaroscar]

Space docking is about where I draw the line.

 

[bazoomer]

Space docking is about where I draw the line.

Lmfao , go on, I'm intreaged , not sure I've "space docked" before

 

[oscaroscar]

Ring piece directly on to fanny/arse/mouth and shit

 

[oscaroscar]

Better to be the docker rather the dock.
You need to have pretty firm stools though or you'll not get a perfect dock

 

[bazoomer]

Ahhhhh ,well I'm defo an astranought then

 

[makka]

Space docking is about where I draw the line.

lmao had to google that myself and now wish i didnt ffs!
thats next level shit! literally

 

[oscaroscar]

If you've got soft stools a "chilli dog" is a better option

 

[makka]

Ahhhhh ,well I'm defo an astranought then

had me in stitches then baz!

 

[zeddd]

If you've got soft stools a "chilli dog" is a better option

?

 

[theslipperbandit]

Fuck zip ties and wire, I found this 'thick twist plant tie' in a pound shop, it's wire with a thick rubber coating you can bend into shape and keep reusing, £1 for a reel of about 5m of it. Depending how much you use, might need a few reels, but it's a one-time buy, bargain

I bought a load of em back one time n still hold onto the odd bits..u can actually see em they're posted in the irish thread but tbh the wire is cheaper

 

[oscaroscar]

?

A tit wank with runny shit as a lubricant

 

[zeddd]

A tit wank with runny shit as a lubricant

I seriously regret that question mark now, once read never forgotten

 

[makka]

A tit wank with runny shit as a lubricant

glad i didnt google that one!

 

[Rudi I&I Automan]

Why is this called a growers thread, it should be called the uk bollocks thread. wot a waste of bandwidth

 

[oscaroscar]

Why is this called a growers thread, it should be called the uk bollocks thread. wot a waste of bandwidth

By Jove. I think he's got it.

 

[oscaroscar]

I seriously regret that question mark now, once read never forgotten

You'll never eat a chilli dog again lmao

 

[zeddd]

On ignore can't scroll through all of it and don't read it, so pfff gone

 

[zeddd]

You'll never eat a chilli dog again lmao

I was just saying goodbye to them, can't eat runny shit in a bun anymore

 

[zeddd]

S posed to be sobering up for my weekend of Dmt and mescaline but I'm hitting the glenmorangie, 2 days of tripping in a country house in a forest, lol

 

[oscaroscar]

S posed to be sobering up for my weekend of Dmt and mescaline but I'm hitting the glenmorangie, 2 days of tripping in a country house in a forest, lol

I've fancied dmt but I've never been able to get it. I suppose the dn would have it.
Is it quite short acting?
I've done salvia and that shouldn't be legal. It really took me by surprise because I thought it'd be subtle. Boy was I wrong lol