Ok, so two things happened today.
First,
DEA stuff was filed, and I got a copy of what the judge said. He basically said he wants me to make my whole case in the complaint. He said it is "incoherent" because he is not happy with Prima Facie evidence, he wants to know exactly what my Religion is, how it works, etc. So that will be easy to rebut, but I also submitted the 4 page summary today which does a good job of pointing out the Monopoly. He did mention the Monopoly and how I "allege they are colluding" but his main point seemed to be that he wanted me to explain everything in detail, instead of just providing Prima Facie evidence. So I will write that up tomorrow and submit it on like the first of November, and that will take care of that. But with the 4 page summary the District Judge will be able to see that the Magistrate Judge was totally just unaware of this actual admitted Monopoly that has been pointed out by the DC District Court. So there is literally no problem with the DEA lawsuit. The Magistrate Judge just says he wants it to have more meat, and not just be Prima Facie. Prima Facie is the only standard that needs to be met, but I will go ahead and meet this higher standard that he wants.
Second (this is Municipal court)
I had the Trial for the Buyers plates today, and it was hilarious, Pablo is probably going to have a field day with this, but it was actually really fun for everyone in the room except the Jurors, and we all even shook hands and talked about how fun it was afterwards, and how interesting it made their day. The Cop that was the witness against me said I probably saved 20 people from having to go to trial that day, and we talked about how the Prosecutor was just mad because he lost 4 cases to me before, and the Cop that was a witness against me was literally laughing. The other prosecutors were like sneaking smiles to me, and some of them dramatically rolled their eyes behind the prosecutor that doesn't like me.
So, to fully explain the Buyers Plate Lawsuit. First, I was in the hallway talking to someone who was there to be a witness for someone else's case, then we go in the Court room and this girl was asking me all kinds of stuff, she started off with "I don't understand this, I have never done this before" and I told her that I had won 4 cases there, and started telling her what the different prosecutors were like. Then we got to the part where they say "Capious" or "Recall" or "Motion to Dismiss", and she said "Does Recall mean that it gets set for another day" and I said it can mean a number of things, they may want to talk to you or something, but mainly it means that they are going to wait 15 minutes for your witness to show up (it was traffic court), then if the witness doesn't show up they will either dismiss the case or motion for continuation, and she asked about that, so I explained that the judge will continue the case if the prosecutors have a good reason, like that Cop called in sick that day, or maybe they never filed a motion in the case so the judge will be more likely to grant it just because. Then she started saying she had a video tape, so I told her not to show them the tape until after she asks if her witness is there.
So this really started pissing off the Prosecutor that doesn't like me. My voice carries, and everyone can hear me even when I whisper. So he started saying real loud "[My name] is going to say things like 'have you heard of X' and things like that at trial. Don't listen to him" and I laughed (I laughed pretty much the whole time there were no jurors in the room). Then he held up a picture of my license plate like it was going to prove everything, and I held up my evidence and told him I had evidence too. So even though my case was the oldest, they decided to do it last, so no one would see it. And as usual, when that prosecutor starts getting mad at me, he dismissed like half the rooms cases for no reason, just because they weren't me (I have fought 5 tickets there now, each one for about 5 months each or more, so they have gotten to know me, and he really doesn't like that I beat him all the time). So I mentioned that I wanted to talk to the Judge, and that Prosecutor had an idea, he decided to get the Judge to ban my defense from my defense. So I was literally not allowed to defend myself.
I pointed out that I had not ever plead in this case. So they submitted a Plea of not guilty on my behalf. Then I explained my argument to the Judge, and my argument was backed up with emails, and could have had a subpoenaed Police Sergeant as a witness if they ever would have accepted my plea. And I had a definition of the word Estoppel, so they banned the word Estoppel from the court room and told me that if I talked about it, I would be in contempt of court. Then they banned me from talking about Rule 5.1. Banned me from saying WHY I was driving that day. Banned me from talking about the evidence I was picking up that day when I got my ticket. Evidence from the investigation that was dropped. So they banned my whole defense, and not by objecting to it, but by threatening me under duress and coercion saying that if I brought it up, I would be put in jail.
So the whole time I was forced to just point at my evidence and defense papers, and say "Well if you aren't going to let me talk about this..." and when they asked if I wanted to object I would say "On these grounds" and point at the paper, but if I actually talked about what was on the paper, they said I would go to jail. And any time I eluded to it, they judge would tell me that he warned me. Just over and over, so I kept having to stop even eluding to it. Then, for example, when I got to asked the Jury questions before Jury selection, he made me ask him if questions were ok, and he said most of them were not. Then he told me that I could not ask the witness certain questions, and they had to be okayed by him. Then at the end, he told me I wasn't even allowed to tell the Jury what Jury Nullification was. So the whole time, I was just like "This is just going to be a Federal issue" and told them we would be doing this for a year in Federal Court, not in a mean way, just like "Really guys, this is ridiculous". And I kept having to say that without my defense, I can't defend myself. And last time I checked, this is America, and if you want to say that you did it because Satan told you to do it, or because John Lennon is a "Phony" you are allowed to make those arguments, so to not let me make an actual legitimate legal argument is insane. And when I got a chance to testify, I asked "Am I allowed to talk about what I was actually doing that day?" and he said "No". So I was like, "Then what do you want me to testify about?" and he said "You can try to say the car wasn't yours or something."
Then the Jury said Guilty, like I expected, because I didn't even get to defend myself. But they gave half of the fine the Judge said was the lowest they were allowed to give. Then the judge said I could just do 10 Hours of Community Service instead of Fines and Court fees, because even he knew it was messed up. And we all started talking about how fun it was to have such a crazy court room that day. Then he even said "You can can put the community service on hold while you appeal" and asked someone how I do that. And then gave me appeals paperwork and paperwork for how to get the records of the case.
So they knew they were completely suppressing my argument. They just wanted to finally beat me for once, which is funny in itself. That they are so mad that I win all the time, that they had to go this far, just so they can say "We beat him" once. But I still beat them 4 times, and I'm going to continue it in the Federal court. But not just the same case, but I am going to bring in these records and talk about Suppression of my Defense, Malicious Prosecution, and using Coercion to win a case. I literally still have not got to make the Estoppel argument in this case, and I have not gotten a response to the plea of Rule 5.1, they just decided what my plea was for me. So this case literally hasn't really been tried yet. It was like a joke, and it was really funny and fun. I think court rooms are fun all the time, but this was probably the most fun I have had in a court room.
And it was a 4 Hour Trial by the way. So the Jurors were not happy. Especially since they only got to hear one side, you could just see how they thought they were there to do something good for their city, but felt betrayed.