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Surrounded by enablers and trying to stay straight. Its like there's a dozen devils on both shoulders. They're away for a board meeting in the office and I'm left babysitting the drinks. Sobriety is fucking shite.
Do what I do now. Restrict yourself to one night a week. It works for me. One night in the canoe is enough for me. I had this Sunday off though because I had shit to do on Monday morning
 
find iphone is a nice app. if you lose your tele in your house you can make it chime even if the ringer is off.
 
Why are you doing that? top it.

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woke up with less in the bottle than when I went to sleep. pretty sure I was drinking while asleep. no beuno

Or, possibly some hot chick found you drunk, asleep & armed with a bottle, maybe she had a taste.
Got drunk & had her way with you?

Or maybe you just didn't put the lid on properly?
 
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