The real question is: why the hell doesn't Trump adress those horrible, white under eye circles?

[Hookabelly]

I mean, Doesn't his make up artist or handler or whatever realize the spray tan should be uniform? Do they put those stupid tanning goggles on while airbrushing on his tan?

 

[ttystikk]

First world image problems.

 

[Hookabelly]

First world image problems.

Yeah I know, but you'd think the person holding "the most powerful office in the land" would deal with that. It's distracting. I remember when it got out that John Kerry spent over $1000 or some shit to get his hair cut. Can't believe those white crop circles are overlooked.

 

[Hookabelly]

And I'm watching the interview on 60 minutes. He appears to have blue contacts in too. Hillary did the same. her eyes are brown.

 

[UncleBuck]

we should definitely be more worried about this than his newly appointed, racist, anti-semitic, wife beating, chief strategist.

 

[Hookabelly]

we should definitely be more worried about this than his newly appointed, racist, anti-semitic, wife beating, chief strategist.

it was an attempt at levity....

 

[Sir Napsalot]

In Trump's mind, he looks great and wouldn't change a thing

 

[zeddd]

Those white bags under his eyes are where he keeps his dollar signs, they pop up anytime he sees something he can sell for profit, such as tall buildings, frozen meat and teenage pageants, it's gonna be first class entertainment however he derails his Trump train

 

[schuylaar]

Those white bags under his eyes are where he keeps his dollar signs, they pop up anytime he sees something he can sell for profit, such as tall buildings, frozen meat and teenage pageants, it's gonna be first class entertainment however he derails his Trump train

+rep

 

[BM9AGS]

I mean, Doesn't his make up artist or handler or whatever realize the spray tan should be uniform? Do they put those stupid tanning goggles on while airbrushing on his tan?

So you're judging him based off something physical?

 

[Big_Lou]

I always assumed the puffy white areas under his eyes were tiny flesh satchels for storing coke.
(shrugs)

So - Are we taking impeachment/assassination bets yet, or?

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

I think what happened is that he started to have really bad black bags under his eyes, like in the picture below... and he didnt like the look, so, he now gets special injections under his eyes that puff them up and reduce the dark circles completely, a bit too much because the bags are now too light and look very strange.

 

[schuylaar]

I think what happened is that he started to have really bad black bags under his eyes, like in the picture below... and he didnt like the look, so, he now gets special injections under his eyes that puff them up and reduce the dark circles completely, a bit too much because the bags are now too light and look very strange.

Goggle lines from a spray tan is pretty

Besides those spray tans are nasty smelling..gross!

 

[Indagrow]

He looks pretty good for 114 though

 

[schuylaar]

we should definitely be more worried about this than his newly appointed, racist, anti-semitic, wife beating, chief strategist.

Not Steve Bannon, chief swamp dweller?

 

[schuylaar]

I always assumed the puffy white areas under his eyes were tiny flesh satchels for storing coke.
(shrugs)

So - Are we taking impeachment/assassination bets yet, or?

One things for sure, he's really slow moving..easy shot, if you ask me..oh! I dunno 2A and all..maybe?..nah..2A..believe me, it will be very, very nice