Boosts growth by rubbing roots in anus?

Has rubbing the seedling in and around anus boosted your growth and yield?

  • yes

    Votes: 18 78.3%

  • no

    Votes: 1 4.3%

  • can't tell

    Votes: 4 17.4%
  • Total voters
    23
Dr. Who

Dr. Who

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This guy is growing out his ass, or will be soon!

Don't forget the semen foliar ! Works better when the girls in the above photo are giving the Handy!
 
Budley Doright

Budley Doright

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Newbs and their newb techniques! if it a cutting don't forget to score the stalk numerous times so it picks up the Klingons. Pics or it didn't happen btw.
 
Budley Doright

Budley Doright

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Dr. Who said:
This guy is growing out his ass, or will be soon!

Don't forget the semen foliar ! Works better when the girls in the above photo are giving the Handy!
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Mix 2 parts semen for every one part water and I get about a gallon a day. Back awhile when I was 45 I could run off a couple but sadly slowing down a bit with the age thing. It does work even better if there is a bit of female saliva (gotta emphasize female after being at the gayest thread ever, seems to be some very confused/torn people there) spit in like the swirl in a cheese cake. God now I'm hungry :).
 
Budley Doright

Budley Doright

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Jimmyjonestoo said:
You've been misinformed. I've found it works best to place the seeds themselves into the anus and let them germinate there. After germination simply shit them into a 5 gallon pot of your chosen medium. Viola. About a pound.
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Actually that may work for me, lately it's about three days between shits.....yup going to the doc for that one :(.
 
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KryptoBud

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Indacouch said:
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These young ladies are using a similar technique to chug cough syrup that I use to get ready for dipping my cuttings .....helps to have a friend if your new to anal dipping ......
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I would suggest a funnel during any kind anal chugging festivities. It's need a gradual taper otherwise your asshole slams shut and damages the o-ring during removal.
A proper flush is also recommended. Nothing worse than a night of heavy drinking and having your anal cavity glued together with robitussin.
 
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Indacouch

Indacouch

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KryptoBud said:
I would suggest a funnel during any kind anal chugging festivities. It's need a gradual taper otherwise your asshole slams shut and damages the o-ring.
A proper flush is also recommended. Nothing worse than a night of heavy drinking and having your anal cavity glued together with robitussin.
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Thank you these are all very important points you shared above that are needed in day to day life ......and people think were all fun and games around here ....SMH
 
Budley Doright

Budley Doright

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KryptoBud said:
I would suggest a funnel during any kind anal chugging festivities. It's need a gradual taper otherwise your asshole slams shut and damages the o-ring during removal.
A proper flush is also recommended. Nothing worse than a night of heavy drinking and having your anal cavity glued together with robitussin.
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Wouldn't want to damage the o-ring would we.
 
rob333

rob333

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Johnson Malone said:
Hey guys im new to this whole growing business but want to learn. I read an article and heard from a couple growers out in cali that in order to boosts growth speeds and yield that if you take your seedling right before planting it and rub it around and sometimes inside the anus it will build the plants immune system and put it into a boost.
please let me know about your experiences with doing this.
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you gotta shuve em up ya anus for the best results
 
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