I teared my gooch!

[JDMase]

LOL. I just read this as I sit on the throne having a massive flare up of my Crohn's disease. Chuckled to myself hahaha.

Edit: for those that don't know, a flare up feels exactly as the title suggests.

 

[BarnBuster]

sorry about your injury. Doc J has a preventative...

 

[Hookabelly]

Well I have been trying to get a good look at it in the mirror but I just cant get a good angle, maybe we can get a group of people together over in TC later and I can try and take guidance from those who can see on the webcam

What time? I can spot an anal fissure at 50 paces

 

[ChingOwn]

probably around 10 pm I got to have a few before I show off my gooch

 

[Hookabelly]

probably around 10 pm I got to have a few before I show off my gooch

if this doesn't pull @mr sunshine out of hiding I don't know what will.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Whatever you do don't fucking shave it man, you need to have shit all caked in the hairs when you go to the hospital or you'll make it too easy for 'em. Make the nurse shave your shitty fuckin taint and then when she leaves to barf take off and get the fuck outta there.

 

[lokie]

Try anus oil it is also supposed to be pregnancy and breastfeeding safe too.

 

[Hookabelly]

Try anus oil it is also supposed to be pregnancy and breastfeeding safe too.

Hmmm, shall I pick a 3 way or 4 way action? I think I'm covered because they ALL shrink piles.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Eat more fiber.

 

[Singlemalt]

Whirlpool technique

 

[Blue Wizard]

Shove a hose up there and then heavily coat around it with super glue. That should keep it from tearing open more while still letting you poop.

You'll be all healed up in no time.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

ya know a set of anal beads ripped outta your asshole like a lawnmower cord could cause similar damage to the gooch. Just saying.

 

[tyler.durden]

sorry about your injury. Doc J has a preventative...

I really like the fact that it is made in America. Makes me proud...

 

[halfbubbleoff]

sometimes velocity matters. a small projectile at high velocity with a tumbling motion can cause as much damage as a large caliber round.

 

[Singlemalt]

sometimes velocity matters. a small projectile at high velocity with a tumbling motion can cause as much damage as a large caliber round.

LOL

 

[a senile fungus]

 

[Chunky Stool]

It was so fucking big that I named the turd sir cumference. dont try to fool me with educated mass volume words it was the diameter x length of the mother fucker extended dilation of the bung hole, and it is really itchy to

OMG! This killed me!
Mrs. Stool is sure I've lost my mind.

 

[Chunky Stool]

 

[Aeroknow]

sorry about your injury. Doc J has a preventative...

That looks very fulfilling

 

[Singlemalt]

For some reason this reminds me of the 1940 film "Young Tom Edison", starring Mickey Rooney, surgery scene with all the mirrors