I teared my gooch!

halfbubbleoff said:

sometimes velocity matters. a small projectile at high velocity with a tumbling motion can cause as much damage as a large caliber round.

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420God said:

You should avoid spicy foods.

(as I sit here regretting my last meal)

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ChingOwn said:

why cant the neighbor just look directly at my gooch ? Oh I guess I can just get the cell down there and take a snap hang on...

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Indacouch said:

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Put the mirror on the floor and get and elderly neighbor ....then assume the sumo wrestling fight stance and look at the mirror ....



Not sure what the elderly person is for ....but put her to work as needed


Well as I mentioned above it would have been an elderly neighbor ....and elderly people aren't known for eagle eyes ....you could have had him or her check and had your intestines hanging outta your tear hole...and with bad eyesight she or he could have just thought it was a piece of toilet paper from your last wipe ......



Get well chingown I hope your fucking asshole feels better ---Inda

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a senile fungus said:

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ChingOwn said:

I just got the staple gun and shot a few staples into random places and then smeared super glue all over it, I think it has stopped the bleeding but it is still very itchy.

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Indacouch said:

Lmao .....I'm literally out buying super glue rite now .....weird shit

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