Stolen parking spot. What would you do?

whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Things that mess up their day with no crime is the way to go. Remove the valve stems to flatten the tires and put the stems back in. Stay low and the camera wont get you.

Take one spark plug wire and pack it with wet cotton. It will run for a short bit then start missing like crazy when the cotton dries. Do it to the main coil wire and it will flat stall out.

Of course I also like the idea of attaching some wire the coil and then running it to their seat frame. It will shock the hell out of them. Ever been hit with a 50,000 volt hei system? You ill hurt yourself trying to get away from it.
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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whitebb2727 said:
Things that mess up their day with no crime is the way to go. Remove the valve stems to flatten the tires and put the stems back in. Stay low and the camera wont get you.

Take one spark plug wire and pack it with wet cotton. It will run for a short bit then start missing like crazy when the cotton dries. Do it to the main coil wire and it will flat stall out.

Of course I also like the idea of attaching some wire the coil and then running it to their seat frame. It will shock the hell out of them. Ever been hit with a 50,000 volt hei system? You ill hurt yourself trying to get away from it.
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I ran a 50kV HEI in my big block Olds. That motherfucker would light you up!
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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whitebb2727 said:
Things that mess up their day with no crime is the way to go. Remove the valve stems to flatten the tires and put the stems back in. Stay low and the camera wont get you.

Take one spark plug wire and pack it with wet cotton. It will run for a short bit then start missing like crazy when the cotton dries. Do it to the main coil wire and it will flat stall out.

Of course I also like the idea of attaching some wire the coil and then running it to their seat frame. It will shock the hell out of them. Ever been hit with a 50,000 volt hei system? You ill hurt yourself trying to get away from it.
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this worked fabulously at Costco a few ears ago. waited around for her to get bak to car with a full cart too. priceless
 
Blue Wizard

Blue Wizard

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My tenants have been having a parking war between themselves for over a month now. They will double and triple park just to keep their neighbor from parking in their spot. Lots and lots of drama and BS a couple days a week from it, until I got slap happy with towing stickers.

I still want to buy an old 72 passenger school bus and park it lengthwise across all the spaces for a week or two just to piss them off.
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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I ran a chain between rims with a few bolts before .....I was young and didn't realize the outcome would be as big a deal as it was in the cost u less parking lot .......but now I just let em go it's not worth my effort or time .....cause if the person talks back or decides to be a smart mouth .....I don't have an inbetween it's either full ignore .....or the lil voice that starts planning the escape route and how exactly I'm guna whoop some ass ...........once beat my good neighbor friends wife's son with a fishing pole at quick stop......things were wierd between us for a while ....but the son was down visiting his mom and I'd never seen him before ....I was easily picked out by him driving a primer black mustang and parked 4 doors down when he returned from quick stop shortly after the beating .....lol oh my luck

We laugh about it now though
 
droopy107

droopy107

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whitebb2727 said:
Things that mess up their day with no crime is the way to go. Remove the valve stems to flatten the tires and put the stems back in. Stay low and the camera wont get you.

Take one spark plug wire and pack it with wet cotton. It will run for a short bit then start missing like crazy when the cotton dries. Do it to the main coil wire and it will flat stall out.

Of course I also like the idea of attaching some wire the coil and then running it to their seat frame. It will shock the hell out of them. Ever been hit with a 50,000 volt hei system? You ill hurt yourself trying to get away from it.
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Devious and ingenious. +rep!
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Fuck that, I would not let this go down. I'd get out of my car and stand in that spot for an hour if I had to. I'm a big, scary looking guy with a shaved head and loud, booming voice. I rarely don't get my way. I love when someone wants to start some shit while driving and they step out of their car. I quickly step out of mine, their eyes get huge, then they quickly jump right back in their car. That's right, motherfucker, don't catch a beat down today. I'm often loudly correcting people that do stupid shit, I feel that it's my duty to help raise them since their parents obviously have done such a shitty job. When I'm in the wrong, I quickly and politely apologize. I don't double-down on my stupidity. Most people here in Chicago know that if you pull this kind of shit, your car will be fucked up when you return. This is probably not the smartest way to live, but it certainly is satisfying...
 
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bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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I go stealth. Id park by the exit and sit there for three hours until they left. Then I'd follow them home and jot down their address. Come back about a week later and slash the tires, throw a few bricks through their house windows, and leave them scared shitless watching their backs for the next few months. Patience pays off.
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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Oh my ^^^^^if the world ever goes to shit all of us in TNT need to band together .....sure some will kill eachother ....however I see a pretty disfunctional but unbeatable crew
 
Ace Yonder

Ace Yonder

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tyler.durden said:
Fuck that, I would not let this go down. I'd get out of my car and stand in that spot for an hour if I had to. I'm a big, scary looking guy with a shaved head and loud, booming voice. I rarely don't get my way. I love when someone wants to start some shit while driving and they step out of their car. I quickly step out of mine, their eyes get huge, then they quickly jump right back in their car. That's right, motherfucker, don't catch a beat down today. I'm often loudly correcting people that do stupid shit, I feel that it's my duty to help raise them since their parents obviously have done such a shitty job. When I'm in the wrong, I quickly and politely apologize. I don't double-down on my stupidity. Most people here in Chicago know that if you pull this kind of shit, your car will be fucked up when you return. This is probably not the smartest way to live, but it certainly is satisfying...
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Doesn't that just feel the best? The few times people have gotten out of their car to start shit with me this is exactly how it ended. It felt even better than if they had pushed their luck and made me put hands on them.
 
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