cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
that better be NeosporinOh no is this how it starts? You know what you have to do...
Neo's absence thread
- Thread starter neosapien
- Start date
mr sunshine
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Neo must have been drunk as hell when he forgot about us. It's alright, I already reported his ass.
neosapien
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mr sunshine
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I heard you have a big dick for a little guy. If you want to make things right you'll send me a picture.I'm sorry. Can I offer you a drink?
neosapien
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How bout we compromise and I send you this tip instead... google has absolutely no funny gifs for big dick for a little guy.
Singlemalt
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Seconded!
tangerinegreen555
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Suddenly I feel neolithic.
A bowl and 7 hrs. sleep might help.
Wife still in hospital, strange sleeping alone, maybe I'll listen to some blues on the way out.
A bowl and 7 hrs. sleep might help.
Wife still in hospital, strange sleeping alone, maybe I'll listen to some blues on the way out.
neosapien
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So my partner just pulled a tick off of himself so I'm sitting at the urgent care while he gets treated. I'm well versed in this matter so I was able to give him emotional support. You know that thing we give each other when we're circle jerking. So I got a few minutes to kill. Let Neo's jerkapolooza continue!
@jerryb73 misses me so much he got another dollhouse to put together and named it after me neoutopiandreamhouse.
@Gary Goodson made a new bbq sauce and named it after me neosogoodlickyourbuttholesauce.
@srh88 bought a new set of channel locks and named them after me neosometimesahammerpliers.
@tyler.durden bought a new bow and named it after me neobowssogood.
@dannyboy602 bought a new paintbrush and named it after me neobrushington.
@Grandpapy bought a new pair of shears and named them after me neohasamicrotip.
@v.s one bought a new computer and named it after me neocommodore64xsquaredtothefifthpower.
Awww shucks guys I miss you too!
@jerryb73 misses me so much he got another dollhouse to put together and named it after me neoutopiandreamhouse.
@Gary Goodson made a new bbq sauce and named it after me neosogoodlickyourbuttholesauce.
@srh88 bought a new set of channel locks and named them after me neosometimesahammerpliers.
@tyler.durden bought a new bow and named it after me neobowssogood.
@dannyboy602 bought a new paintbrush and named it after me neobrushington.
@Grandpapy bought a new pair of shears and named them after me neohasamicrotip.
@v.s one bought a new computer and named it after me neocommodore64xsquaredtothefifthpower.
Awww shucks guys I miss you too!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
You'll be back tomorrow ... my calendar says so
jerryb73
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Lol
Indacouch
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After exposing you as the awesome ninja that you are and starting the tiny ninja bow trend. It appears you have forgot about me......it's ok, I still don't mind that I sent you $412 for cinnamon ninja bread pudding and never received it .
((Very slow confused kinda hurt ninja bow))
((Very slow confused kinda hurt ninja bow))
LOL nah kids are so impatient these days! It's called saving the best for last. You, hooka and Malt will make for an epic culmination!
neosapien
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Fuck! No no no no no. I actually had you as the last entry on the very first one which I started on my phone then got interrupted and continued on my laptop but the autosave didn't pick it up and I continued on with my life completely oblivious like a fucking asshole.
@Indacouch missed me and bought a new voodoo doll he named after me neofuckyou.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
(Which one is Private?)
~tiny ninja bowl~
tyler.durden
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I've been playing this pretty much non-stop since you've been gone. In between crying bouts, I arranged it for string quartet, which of course I renamed the Neosapian String Quartet. I hope you enjoy it...
