Neo's absence thread

[Diabolical666]

Who's Neo?

 

[neosapien]

@Diabolical666 got a new gaming laptop and named it after me neodeathstrike.

 

[sneakyfoot]

In places like yogapantasia, I wish it were socially acceptable for me to walk up to ladies and sniff their butts. Like dogs do.

They can't be that mad as long as you could tell them acurately what they've eaten.

 

[cannabineer]

Yesterday my son changed the oil&filter in "his" truck. (Will be properly his soon)

It is now called neovroomhonkscreech

 

[Karah]

The only thing I took from this thread is that nobody posted nudes

 

[srh88]

The only thing I took from this thread is that nobody posted nudes

fix that

 

[neosapien]

@Karah bought a new camera to take nudes with and named it after me neoiwillpmyoushotsofheaven.

 

[tyler.durden]

fix that

Yes, I agree. Nude pics of the new girl would complete the evening...

 

[Karah]

Yes, I agree. Nude pics of the new girl would complete the evening...

Don't b stingy. Share your stash with these fine folks

Perhaps @UncleBuck wouldn't have questioned my validity if he'd seen the real sock pic

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Don't b stingy. Share your stash with these fine folks

Perhaps @UncleBuck wouldn't have questioned my validity if he'd seen the real sock pic

What!? I'm your internet boyfriend and you haven't sent me any nudes?

I'm hurt/confused/extremely flaccid.

 

[Grandpapy]

Yes, I agree. Nude pics of the new girl would complete the evening...

Don't b stingy. Share your stash with these fine folks

That's permission, please send to: @Grandpapy
(In order that I can forward them to neo)

 

[tyler.durden]

What!? I'm your internet boyfriend and you haven't sent me any nudes?

I'm hurt/confused/extremely flaccid.

That's permission, please send to: @Grandpapy
(In order that I can forward them to neo)

Gentlemen, please. I received these pictures the first few days of her arrival. You must work more quickly and up your game They are special to me and eminently fappable, so I will require nudes of your wives or sisters in order to make the trade...

#tylerlovestofaptoyourmoms...

 

[neosapien]

What's the point of having an RIU authentication expert if you don't share the evidence with him.

#RIUauthenticationrian

 

[bu$hleaguer]

@neosapien once pm'd me looking for advice on how to lose weight. He claimed that what he called "dickfat" was getting out of control and that he was worried it made the rest of him look too skinny. Apparently he has an enormously thick penis.

 

[cannabineer]

@Karah bought a new camera to take nudes with and named it after me neoiwillpmyoushotsofheaven.

Google image search "shots of heaven" NOT RECOMMEND

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Gentlemen, please. I received these pictures the first few days of her arrival. You must work more quickly and up your game They are special to me and eminently fappable, so I will require nudes of your wives or sisters in order to make the trade...

#tylerlovestofaptoyourmoms...

I was only kidding.

I have a super rad wife and don't need forum nudes.

Enjoy though!

 

[srh88]

I was only kidding.

I have a super rad wife and don't need forum nudes.

Enjoy though!

 

[Karah]

I was only kidding.

I have a super rad wife and don't need forum nudes.

Enjoy though!

We're breaking up.

 

[srh88]

We're breaking up.

 

[mr sunshine]