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Seamaiden

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Oh, FUCK! Timing is EVERYTHING. I keep pulling out my hairs to see if my roots have gone blonde, but it seems I have no excuse.
 

CannaPanda

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u should just train them to grow on the ground... cuz theyre just gonna keep getting heavier, and heavier..:weed: hope it holds:!:
 

misshestermoffitt

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Do you ever get in amongst those plants and lose your way? I keep thinking of how people get lost sometimes and wander around in cornfields looking for the way out.
 

KingJMS

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fdd is like martin sheen in platoon...all creeping thru the bushes in facepaint.

He takes soil ph by nibbling the dirt...has a weather knee to predict precipitaion and humidity conditions. He practices arcane and esoteric pot growing methods such as prudent pruning, swinging from the branches, and dragging his bud thru the mud...

He's kinda like the chuck norris of ganja...
 

Seamaiden

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LMAO! :lol: You have no idea the full visuals you just inspired here. :lol: I can TOTALLY see it!

You've just inspired me, we're gonna have to do a fdd versus Chuck Norris thing.

Ok, here's my start:
If you have $5 and fdd has $5, fdd has more money than you.
 

KingJMS

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he fertilizes with a cessna, uses 42.0% of all of the w.coast's water, and is the largest lumber producer in CA.


And his balls are so big, he uses his PM for an inbox...
 

KingJMS

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Fdd grows buds so big they have their own zip code. The buds have entire ecosystems that have not been fully explored.

His weeds are a super-genetic-hybrid-vatican strain...the plants are 'clone only' and he raced barefoot to the top of mt. whitney (beating chuck norris by a country mile) to get the clones handed down from god himself.
 

KingJMS

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LMAO! :lol: You have no idea the full visuals you just inspired here. :lol: I can TOTALLY see it!

You've just inspired me, we're gonna have to do a fdd versus Chuck Norris thing.

Ok, here's my start:
If you have $5 and fdd has $5, fdd has more money than you.
that's cause fdd doesn't NEED money...he's also known as fdd2blk ESQ. and is introducing federal legislation to be the new backbone of our American economy by tying our currency to his vast stores of cannabis.

This 'weed standard' will provide stability in the world economies and quickly become the world's first universal currency...and fdd will cook the books in his spare time.
 
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t0k3s

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that's cause fdd doesn't NEED money...he's also known as fdd2blk ESQ. and is introducing federal legislation to be the new backbone of our American economy by tying our currency to his vast stores of cannabis.

This 'weed standard' will provide stability in the world economies and quickly become the world's first universal currency...and fdd will cook the books in his spare time.
He sure did alot with that messed up leg and all:weed:
 
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