Huckster79
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Im kinda a bit of a fan... if ya cant tell by my avitar. Lol
kushner lied about billion dollar loans from soros and goldman sachs
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Sir Napsalot
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I like Johnny Cash too
I can play a pretty good version of I Walk the Line, and I also do Ring of Fire, except I do the Wall of Voodoo version, LOL
I can play a pretty good version of I Walk the Line, and I also do Ring of Fire, except I do the Wall of Voodoo version, LOL
Big_Lou
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Justin-case
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Man that song is genius, Kris Kristofferson wrote it , but JC made it famous.
Big_Lou
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Yep, and he'd sometimes bring him on stage to sing along through the years.
Speaking of music, not fifteen minutes ago some kids took over the end of the block for some Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo, lol. A tiny silver Honda pulls up in front of my neighbor's place, and three kids that looked a lot like late-80s Kid n' Play (lol) got out and broke into a (semi) choreographed routine. One of the kids had a fluffed out fade, all dressed in matching track suits. They were running back and forth to the car (smoking) and switching seats when they did, like some 40s-era comedy routine, laughing madly the entire time. One of them jumped over the dog fence, from a stand still, then leapt back and forth several times! Not seen this type of stuff since being in the Boroughs as a kid, for real. The music was some modern shit, not my scene, but they were on point.
I was mesmerized the entire time, so into it.
I waved one of the ipads at them (out second story window, maybe 30 yards away) and said "You got the moves, lemme YouTube this!", and they all fell out laughing, "NOOOO wayyyy" and this type of shit, lol. Just before they all flew in the car at once and took off, I waved the ipad again and said "Wooooorrrllllddd Staaaaarrrrrrr!" in unison with the driver. They'd all fallen the fuck out at this point and barely made it to the stop sign. LOL
srh88
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I just found out the other day Johnny Cash didn't write ring of fire. Pretty funny
Big_Lou
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My father actually wrote that one. Inspired by a venereal infection he contracted in Laredo, TX in 1954.
Sir Napsalot
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I have two sets of filthy lyrics for ring of fire
Big_Lou
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"Whose that knocking on my door? (3 times) Said the fair young maiden
Well...open the door you fucking whore said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2 times)
Shall we go to the dance? (3 x)Said the fair young maiden
Well…to hell with the dance and down with your pants, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x)
What’s that thing between your legs? (3x) Said the fair the young maiden
Well…..It’s only me pole to shove up yer hole, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x)
What’s that stuff around your pole (3x) Said the fair young maiden
Well...It’s only me grass to tickle yer ass, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x)
What’s that dripping down your leg? (3x) Said the fair young maiden
Well….it’s only a shot that missed yer twat, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x)
What if we should have a boy? (3x) Said the fair young maiden
Well...he’ll go to sea and fuck like me...Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x)
What if we should have a girl? (3x) Said the fair young maiden
Well...we’ll dig a ditch and bury the bitch, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x)
What if we should have some twins? (3x) Said the fair young maiden
Well...I’ll open yer crack and shove one back, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x)
What if Ma and Pa should come home early? (3x) Said the fair young maiden
Well...I’ll fuck yer ma and kill yer pa, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x)
What if should go to jail? (3x) Said the fair young maiden
Well...With a whip of my cock I’ll break the lock, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor; And with a swing of my balls I’ll break down the walls…I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!
I'm Barnacle Bill the Sailor!"
Barnacle Bill the Sailor
Photograph of Louis Jordan.
(Robinson - Luther)
Transcribed from Louis Jordan's Elks Rendezvous Band, vocal by Louis Jordan, recorded December 20, 1938.
Sir Napsalot
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It's Charlotte the harlot, the girl we adore
the pride of the prairie, the cowpuncher's whore
she's dirty, she's vulgar, she spits in the street
why whenever you see her she's always in heat
she'll lay for a dollar take less or take more
that's Charlotte the harlot, the cowpuncher's whore
One day on the prairie, no pants on her quim
a rattlesnake saw her and flung himself in
young Charlotte the harlot she gave men the frights
she had the only vagina that rattles and bites
One day on the prairie I was ridin along
my seat in the saddle, the reigns on my dong
when who should I meet but the girl I adore
young Charlotte the harlot, the cowpuncher's whore
well I jumped off my pony and reached for her crack
the damn thing was rattlin and bitin me back
I pulled out my pistol and aimed for it's head
I missed the damn rattler and shot her instead
Now the funeral procession was 5 miles long
with the chorus of cowboys a-singin this song
"here lies a young maid who'd take less or take more, young Charlotte the harlot, the cowpuncher's whore"
the pride of the prairie, the cowpuncher's whore
she's dirty, she's vulgar, she spits in the street
why whenever you see her she's always in heat
she'll lay for a dollar take less or take more
that's Charlotte the harlot, the cowpuncher's whore
One day on the prairie, no pants on her quim
a rattlesnake saw her and flung himself in
young Charlotte the harlot she gave men the frights
she had the only vagina that rattles and bites
One day on the prairie I was ridin along
my seat in the saddle, the reigns on my dong
when who should I meet but the girl I adore
young Charlotte the harlot, the cowpuncher's whore
well I jumped off my pony and reached for her crack
the damn thing was rattlin and bitin me back
I pulled out my pistol and aimed for it's head
I missed the damn rattler and shot her instead
Now the funeral procession was 5 miles long
with the chorus of cowboys a-singin this song
"here lies a young maid who'd take less or take more, young Charlotte the harlot, the cowpuncher's whore"
Huckster79
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Chrisopherson wrote a lot of "the greats" music, though cash did write many of his own. At the peak of his benny abuse he was writing an alblum a month as he never slept...
ttystikk
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Amazing. I'd ask if they had any shame whatsoever, but of course I already know the answer to that.
UncleBuck
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i wonder why @666888 is not in here talking about how corrupt this is. he hates it when he perceives a woman to be corrupt, and jared kushner is basically a woman.
i guess he just looks the other way when there is actual corruption going on, but is stuck like white on rice to imaginary corruption that he invents in his own retarded mind.
i guess he just looks the other way when there is actual corruption going on, but is stuck like white on rice to imaginary corruption that he invents in his own retarded mind.
srh88
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Obviously a white woman doesn't involve crime.. I mean how could a white woman be involved in crime.. that's just sexist
ttystikk
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Sir Napsalot
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"No, it is unbefitting that a peer of the realm should die at the end of a rope... and since you were once my friend Armand, it would grieve me to subject you to the headsman's axe. No, Armand, I think the proper way is that I should kill you myself with my sword."
ttystikk
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The feudal era Japanese had an excellent way of dealing with dishonorable nobles and samurai; seppuku.
Sir Napsalot
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My people invented the guillotine
and lingerie
and lingerie