You know you are a grower when...

[curious2garden]

When you heat your entire home during the winter with your light's vented heat.

 

[sallygram]

When all your friends are on Rollititup

 

[420God]

Your scissors have never been used to cut paper.

 

[torontoke]

You know your npk ratios but not your own cell number

 

[D528]

You show your buddy two full gallon jars of bud and say your low.

 

[tyler.durden]

When you NEVER allow people to 'pop-in' to your place. Even your closest friends and family need an appointment.

Half the doors in your place are locked.

You hide your com ed bill.

You have dozens of explanations at the ready for left out meters, chemicals and solutions.

You cringe before looking every time a guest asks, 'what the hell is this?'

You do a serious last look around when expected company rings your bell.

You can't fully trust your own nose anymore to detect the funk.

You have a dedicated shop vac for your use only that stinks up the place every time you turn it on...

 

[vostok]

When you NEVER allow people to 'pop-in' to your place. Even your closest friends and family need an appointment.

Half the doors in your place are locked.

You hide your com ed bill.

You have dozens of explanations at the ready for left out meters, chemicals and solutions.

You cringe before looking every time a guest asks, 'what the hell is this?'

You do a serious last look around when expected company rings your bell.

You can't fully trust your own nose anymore to detect the funk.

You have a dedicated shop vac for your use only that stinks up the place every time you turn it on...

You got me to a 'T' TD

boohoo!

 

[vostok]

when the guy from the rental car agency shows up

with 3 kilos of bud

cause you left it under the seat

and you say

"Keep It"

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when you buy ammo even food with trim

hang out in sauna's the steam is really great?

neighbors really want to work for you

 

[tyler.durden]

You stock more insecticides than an exterminator.

You have a huge RO system at your sink, but are often caught drinking from the tap.

You have jeweler's loupes and microscopes but don't know shit about jewelry or science...

 

[Big_Lou]

When all your friends are on Rollititup

That avatar!

 

[Bob Zmuda]

When you NEVER allow people to 'pop-in' to your place. Even your closest friends and family need an appointment.

Half the doors in your place are locked.

You hide your com ed bill.

You have dozens of explanations at the ready for left out meters, chemicals and solutions.

You cringe before looking every time a guest asks, 'what the hell is this?'

You do a serious last look around when expected company rings your bell.

You can't fully trust your own nose anymore to detect the funk.

You have a dedicated shop vac for your use only that stinks up the place every time you turn it on...

Being in CA I can't even remember what that feels like.

But I also can't remember what getting 3600 an elbow feels like either!!!! Lol

 

[jerryb73]

Being in CA I can't even remember what that feels like.

But I also can't remember what getting 3600 an elbow feels like either!!!! Lol

3600 would be a discount for Tyler.lol he gets them "high" numbers.. pun intended

 

[Bob Zmuda]

3600 would be a discount for Tyler.lol he gets them "high" numbers.. pun intended

Lol. See?

I don't even know what people get anymore.

Once CA did medical in 96' prices have fallen ever since. SO.... we all just hung more lights.

 

[420God]

3600 would be a discount for Tyler.lol he gets them "high" numbers.. pun intended

Sold by the 8th you can make twice that up here.

 

[tyler.durden]

3600 would be a discount for Tyler.lol he gets them "high" numbers.. pun intended

More like 5600 350-480 an ounce. I'm fucking greedy...

 

[toaster struedel]

You know you're a grower, when your hydro supplies are delivered by an 18 wheeler.

 

[Los Reefersaurus]

your broken tail lights are "fixed" with tuck tape
your ornamental garden around your house is ridiculously lush and there are thousands of white chunks in the dirt
when your vacations never last more then 3 days

 

[Bbcchance]

When you care more about the seeds on the tray than the joint being passed at the party

 

[Bob Zmuda]

More like 5600 350-480 an ounce. I'm fucking greedy...

Nice. I can't give it away in my town. They estimate 2 out of 3 houses in my city have weed growing. That third house? They're the trimmers. Lol

 

[Bob Zmuda]

When your boss has called you in 3 times to tell you that you stink like weed.

And no matter what you do you can't figure out why.

(I've come to the conclusion it literally seeps out of my pores.)