You know you are a grower when...

[Bbcchance]

When you have more priority mailer boxes in your recycleing than you do soda cans

 

[Bob Zmuda]

When the bottom drawer of your fridge where the vegetables is supposed to go is overflowing with seeds.

And your wife's like, "wtf breh?"

 

[jerryb73]

Nice. I can't give it away in my town. They estimate 2 out of 3 houses in my city have weed growing. That third house? They're the trimmers. Lol

Can't give it away? I'm omw..lol

 

[srh88]

Can't give it away? I'm omw..lol

just dont accidentally stop by @StonedFarmer 's house

 

[jerryb73]

just dont accidentally stop by @StonedFarmer 's house

Lol

 

[StonedFarmer]

just dont accidentally stop by @StonedFarmer 's house

Ouch

You been coming at me hard bro

Should I s kipnto my loo

Or ia thia a crack thread

Edit 40 pieces

 

[jerryb73]

just dont accidentally stop by @StonedFarmer 's house

Be up in there like, who's at the door

 

[Bbcchance]

Cocaine ia my forte

How much u need its 2 a cuban

I only so cubans and up

Kekeke

Drugs

My girls dealer comes by.

I grab a 4 pack(8 zips) and he goea

"You wasting my time sf, a 4 isnt worth the drive"
Me " bro if your kid wasnt in the car id shoot you fam, fuxk you think 6 grand is for? U want a driver fee u dumb nig?"
Him"k sf shut up bro dont make me hop out
Sf"does it bro"

Damn, i been gone awhile, i can only understand about 73% of this, missed it though

 

[jerryb73]

Damn, i been gone awhile, i can only understand about 73% of this, missed it though

73 is pretty good SF translation..lol

 

[Bublonichronic]

Your towels are stained enough.. calm down

You ain't seen nothin yet

 

[Bob Zmuda]

You ain't seen nothin yet

 

[Chunky Stool]

• You rescue worms from the driveway when it rains.
• You buy hundreds of solo cups but rarely drink from them.

 

[Diabolical666]

I.totally spaced off making this thread..
I am lmao at all of these

 

[twostrokenut]

when you have more finger hash than hash browns. when you have to live chat fiskars to take them up on that lifetime warranty on microtip springs.

 

[Los Reefersaurus]

when you have more finger hash than hash browns. when you have to live chat fiskars to take them up on that lifetime warranty on microtip springs.

This is a real thing???? OMG the waste

 

[ttystikk]

When the cops break into to your house and steal your plants?

Just.... Shush.

 

[sallygram]

Just.... Shush.

ouch! too soon... too soon....

 

[Diabolical666]

You know youre a grower when...you read more and more findings on cannabis curing diseases and get gitty about it and feel happy that you grow an amazing fucking plant

 

[tyler.durden]

Your official work uniform consists of old shorts and stained t-shirts.

You shower every 2-3 days.

You watch so many day time judge shows that you could pass your State's Bar exam.

You put your 'hot' trash into other people's dumpsters at about 4am.

You leave your house no more than 3 times per week...

 

[Bbcchance]

You buy gallons of water and pounds of coconuts and you're fat.....