Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[WeedFreak78]

@=Your Mom= we want more sushi and your daddy's tittays.

 

[420God]

@=Your Mom= we want more sushi and your daddy's tittays.

It's yessica dude.

 

[=Your Mom=]

I'm normally an ass to new members, but I like you. Can I have a hug Mom?



Oh btw I only accept mouth hugs from me mum.

I can try to give you a mouth hug. But word on the street is that your pretty girthy. I'm not sure I could fit it all in. Can I hug it in sections? A little at a time?

 

[=Your Mom=]

@=Your Mom= we want more sushi and your daddy's tittays.

I hate sushi. Only a cavemen doesn't cook his or her fish. I do have a rainbow roll in my underpants though. Would you like a snack young man?

 

[Gary Goodson]

I can try to give you a mouth hug. But word on the street is that your pretty girthy. I'm not sure I could fit it all in. Can I hug it in sections? A little at a time?

Only if you cup the balls too. I'm an expert at that, ask @a senile fungus, he got to see my skillz yesterday.

 

[=Your Mom=]

Only if you cup the balls too. I'm an expert at that, ask @a senile fungus, he got to see my skillz yesterday.

you are making an old lady very very moist young man.

 

[ANC]

I'm having visions of someone walking around with their tits tucked into their pants.

 

[420God]

Nah, he would've let me in on the joke.

I was just texting him about chopping down a pear tree with a chainsaw. And there was no mention of it.

That sucks. I hope he's enjoying life. We miss him.

 

[WeedFreak78]

I hate sushi. Only a cavemen doesn't cook his or her fish. I do have a rainbow roll in my underpants though. Would you like a snack young man?

 

[neosapien]

Nice!
I've never even seen chopsticks that fancy.

Yeah my chopstick game is magnificent. Hard to tell in the pic but they're actually platinum plated with dragon blood and peasant tears inlay. The guy at the Oriental Market told me so. At least that's what I think he said.

 

[=Your Mom=]

You would like Ted better. Impressive amphibious driving skills make for an exciting first date. Tell me however ... do you dream of sexually rampant mermen?

I wish I did cannibineer. Mermen are sexy and I would imagine they have some big, fishy appendages. One of my sons friends is coming over for some "afternoon delight". I might make him dress as a fish-person. Rub his scales all over my body. Mmmmm.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Yeah my chopstick game is magnificent. Hard to tell in the pic but they're actually platinum plated with dragon blood and peasant tears inlay. The guy at the Oriental Market told me so. At least that's what I think he said.

I've just have bamboo chop sticks. But y'all know me, I'm really into Vietnamese food. I told @srh88 that I should've married a Vietnamese woman with a tight vagina and a loose butt hole.

 

[=Your Mom=]

Oh heavens. Time to change my bloomers. Are you a large black man? Because we may need to exchange naughty pictures.

 

[WeedFreak78]

Oh heavens. Time to change my bloomers. Are you a large black man? Because we may need to exchange naughty pictures.

Only where it counts.

 

[neosapien]

I've just have bamboo chop sticks. But y'all know me, I'm really into Vietnamese food. I told @srh88 that I should've married a Vietnamese woman with a tight vagina and a loose butt hole.

I know what you mean. My neighbor is Vietnamese. And although I haven't thought about her like that, in a couple days, she is fucking gorgeous and probably got some tight holes.

 

[a senile fungus]

Only if you cup the balls too. I'm an expert at that, ask @a senile fungus, he got to see my skillz yesterday.

well, i will say little of the subject, but i will transcribe my thoughts as follows: as i stooped down low in my plaid pajamas and you penetrated the tear in the crotch with both hands like a bear after honey, at first, of course, i felt violated. is it because of the way that i was dressed that night? had i been "asking for it"?!? i was flooded with a rush of torment and angst. but then i realized immediately two very important things which kept my spirit afloat like buoys in a storm. first, your hands were much softer and warmer than anticipated, like whoa. although they look like overcooked little sausage fingers the suppleness of your skin reminds me of a newborn calf's belly on my scrotum. don't ask how i know how that feels. and secondly, your gentle yet firm grasp lead me to feel very secure in my masculinity. the room was dark, no eye contact made, as far as i'm concerned nothing "too extreme" happened.

next thing i know i wake up still drunk the next day. but i did have all my clothes on. butthole intact and everything.

so i think we're good??

no homo for sure

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[jerryb73]

Yeah they was calling, your mom , Bob, over in seed an strain. But he picked Whitebb to go after and I found that odd, for bob. Plenty of targets to choose from, why pick him, he's cool with everyone. Part of TNT

 

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