Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Chunky Stool]

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for some reason that image bugs me ... I feel greasy all over just looking at it

It gave me heartburn!

 

[mr sunshine]

This one time I was in pismo eating a bread bowl on the pier and 15 seagulls started trying to chill with me. Someone says "fucken seagull". After that , people started calling me seagull for a few months. it was awsome, I thought the nickname was pretty pimp...

 

[tyler.durden]

This one time I was in pismo eating a bread bowl on the pier and 15 seagulls started trying to chill with me. Someone says "fucken seagull". After that , people started calling me seagull for a few months. it was awsome, I thought the nickname was pretty pimp...

 

[Gary Goodson]

And I raaaan , I ran so far away

 

[_gresh_]

Fucking @Steve French. He strays according, but he is always very pleasant and charming. May the gods bless his rotten guts.

 

[Singlemalt]

@UncleBuck
thot you'd like this :http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/fiona-hippo-cutest-baby-pictures-cincinnati-zoo/

 

[cannabineer]

This one time I was in pismo eating a bread bowl on the pier and 15 seagulls started trying to chill with me. Someone says "fucken seagull". After that , people started calling me seagull for a few months. it was awsome, I thought the nickname was pretty pimp...

 

[UncleBuck]

@UncleBuck
thot you'd like this :http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/fiona-hippo-cutest-baby-pictures-cincinnati-zoo/

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the wife and i have been following baby fiona closely. gracias senor.

 

[srh88]

i went to the apartment tonight to really drink, me and a couple people are about 3 cases in.. this chick next door just came to my door crying and shes a straight slut ( i cant put it nicely) but she came crying and said whos she with is acting like an asshole) and asked me to help her out,,, i feel lke she brought it on herself... am i wrong?

 

[Singlemalt]

i went to the apartment tonight to really drink, me and a couple people are about 3 cases in.. this chick next door just came to my door crying and shes a straight slut ( i cant put it nicely) but she came crying and said whos she with is acting like an asshole) and asked me to help her out,,, i feel lke she brought it on herself... am i wrong?

Help her out how? How is the dude she's with being an asshole?

 

[srh88]

Help her out how? How is the dude she's with being an asshole?

im not cuckir
i already know her dude is cool ive smoked with him.... but also shes like crazily trying to fuck.. i just told her im not cucking her dude out... and he was like dude... its ok..


wtf is wrong with people, holy shit

 

[Singlemalt]

im not cuckir
i already know her dude is cool ive smoked with him.... but also shes like crazily trying to fuck.. i just told her im not cucking her dude out... and he was like dude... its ok..


wtf is wrong with people, holy shit

LOL

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Ah fuck.

Just when I was thinking of having mine checked to see if it aligns with family stories.

I think I'm going to do it anyway.

I've been wondering since 1st grade where I came from.

 

[BarnBuster]

Ah fuck.
Just when I was thinking of having mine checked to see if it aligns with family stories.
I think I'm going to do it anyway. I've been wondering since 1st grade where I came from.

you going to do the 23andme w/ the health screening too? I've been thinking about that not so much for the ancestry part as the health portion.

 

[cannabineer]

im not cuckir
i already know her dude is cool ive smoked with him.... but also shes like crazily trying to fuck.. i just told her im not cucking her dude out... and he was like dude... its ok..


wtf is wrong with people, holy shit

You said she is a straight slut.

It is time, and your project defines itself.

You must now make her into a bent slut.

I suggest by getting her dude to participate. We need his Goodson's CHC index stat.

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[srh88]

You said she is a straight slut.

It is time, and your project defines itself.

You must now make her into a bent slut.

I suggest by getting her dude to participate. We need his Goodson's CHC index stat.

Nah she's pretty beat lol

 

[cannabineer]

Nah she's pretty beat lol

Is he hot? (Don't be so quick to snatch defeat from the jaws of Victor)

 

[Chunky Stool]

Is he hot? (Don't be so quick to snatch defeat from the jaws of Victor)

de meat

 

[srh88]

Is he hot? (Don't be so quick to snatch defeat from the jaws of Victor)

No.. complete weird Jerry Springer situation. He's cool but creepy. He was her grandma's husband. He's in his 50s. She's a couple years younger than me.. like 25. It's like too weird. I couldn't even make this shit up lol