Random Jabber Jibber thread

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Nah, you're totally fine bro. C2G and i were literally just discussing hearts in another convo, and then i came to this thread and i seent it.

Btw i like your lil nubs in the dirt, when do expect for them to fruit? Got a timeline? Its probably a long time, eh? But i think we're both patient guys. I am gathering supplies to grow a moss garden! Lol i love it
Oh you should build one on a Rolling Stones album cover
 

Olive Drab Green

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Nah, you're totally fine bro. C2G and i were literally just discussing hearts in another convo, and then i came to this thread and i seent it.

Btw i like your lil nubs in the dirt, when do expect for them to fruit? Got a timeline? Its probably a long time, eh? But i think we're both patient guys. I am gathering supplies to grow a moss garden! Lol i love it
By nubs in the dirt, are we talking cacti or mycology?
 

Singlemalt

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I met and made friends with my neighbor when i lived near the city, his name is Dave. Dave had the sweetest cactus in his living room, right next to the tv. After knowing him a few years i asked him about it. He said it used to be his neighbors in the early 90s, and one day the cops came and hauled the guy off and as Dave watched he hollered out "Dave watch my cactus!". Dave never heard from him again, but kept the cactus. Over 20yrs later i ask him about it, he tells me that story, i think its odd his friend asked him to care for it as he was being hauled away so of course i open up a handy dandy cacti identifier and within minutes me and Dave and very excited. Next week Dave tells me his wife intentionally drowned it in its pot. She must've overheard our conversation and identification and foiled our plot by 'mistakingly overwatering' the cactus. It was like 4ft tall and stout. Damn shame.
When was this? It's not guaranteed but there is always a chance of saving them. Takes time but it can be done
 

a senile fungus

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So how much does an elbow of moss go for these days?
Depends on the naiveté of the purchaser! I'll tell ya this much though, much easier to trim.

Oh you should build one on a Rolling Stones album cover
Yes. Just yes. Rolling Stones gathering moss? Ludicrous heresy I tell you!

When was this? It's not guaranteed but there is always a chance of saving them. Takes time but it can be done
This wouldve been around 15' , because we were smoking GG4 like it was our job.

And i never saw the aftermath... if i had known it could have been salvaged then i would've offered my home, in order to keep the peace in his. But i think he just trashed it, to keep the peace.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Man, I think the yeast in that beer fucked my stomach up last night. Probably wasn't smart to slam both a big bottle of Quad Ale and Mead last night. At least it broke my insomnia.
Coupla months ago I did a bomber of a triple IPA called Mortal Kombat. It gave me a hangover like none I have experienced. I'm gunshy now around Grocery Outlet bomber ales.
 

Olive Drab Green

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I just followed my genetic heritage from Southern India through the Middle East and Caucasus into Europe. Apparently I'm Aryan as fuck. And I don't mean that in a racist way, but I have remnants of Middle Eastern and South Asian DNA, enough to cause Behçet's Disease to express itself in me. One site's algorithm lists 96% European (Mostly Eastern European, Scandinavian, Italian, and Iberian) 4% Caucasian (Iranian), the second lists ~99% European, <2% South Indian Peninsula, and the third lists 97.7% European, 2.3% Middle Eastern. My Ancient Heritage lists Yamnaya, Corded Ware, La Brana 1, Ötzi, Motala, and a few others.

As Behçet's Disease is called the Silk Road Disease and is very rare in people of European and Western Descent, this makes a lot of sense. My family were obviously early Indo-Iranians that traded or at least migrated along the Silk Road.
 
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ANC

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I just followed my genetic heritage from Southern India through the Middle East and Caucasus into Europe. Apparently I'm Aryan as fuck. And I don't mean that in a racist way, but I have remnants of Middle Eastern and South Asian DNA, enough to cause Behçet's Disease to express itself in me. One site's algorithm lists 96% European (Mostly Eastern European, Scandinavian, Italian, and Iberian) 4% Caucasian (Iranian), the second lists ~99% European, <2% South Indian Peninsula, and the third lists 97.7% European, 2.3% Middle Eastern. My Ancient Heritage lists Yamnaya, Corded Ware, La Brana 1, Ötzi, Motala, and a few others.

As Behçet's Disease is called the Silk Road Disease and is very rare in people of European and Western Descent, this makes a lot of sense. My family were obviously early Indo-Iranians that traded or at least migrated along the Silk Road.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Wiki says that a researcher has found that Ötzi had "a higher percentage" of Neandertal DNA than the average modern European ... but neither the value nor the baseline number were given.
Morphologically he was a full-modern Cro-Magnon type.

And they found 19 Tyroleans who "are related" to Ötzi. Tyrol straddles Italy and Austria and is traditionally the home patch for some of the sneakiest salesmen and all-round casuists north of Greece.
 
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