BarnBuster
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doesn't seem to be the same with dogs though
Random Jabber Jibber thread
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Steve French
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Chunky Stool
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Rocked a couple of stool burgers. 
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Fuck I'd eat that right the naow
LOL and you did! ha ha
Singlemalt
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If the cat was 30 lbs bigger, Chunky would be in a heap o trouble
Wait, what? I thought that WAS the cats.
UncleBuck
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been cold calling farmers near jay em wyoming, looking for a place to camp out for the night of the eclipse.
this is because i talked to the goshen county sheriff's department. apparently my fear of farmer rape was well founded. they said if the cops don't kick us out for road camping, farmers will literally chase us off with guns.
it's not going too well so far. but i feel good about this anyway.
this is because i talked to the goshen county sheriff's department. apparently my fear of farmer rape was well founded. they said if the cops don't kick us out for road camping, farmers will literally chase us off with guns.
it's not going too well so far. but i feel good about this anyway.
Singlemalt
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Bob Zmuda
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I think you're going about this all wrong.
Sure farmer rape and sodomization by banjo is a possibility but...
What about farmer daughters? You could suckle their "dusty rose" (shout outs to my ex Karah) udders and leave tiny uncle buck seeds to germinate in the whores of Wyoming.
I imagine all farmers daughters look like @Finshaggy sister. God she looks like she could take a pounding.
dangledo
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Wife and I are gonna watch the eclipse st the garden of the gods in Illinois. She wanted to do some wine drinking and I some trail riding. Rented a cabin almost a year in advance, thanks to my brothers recommendation. Cabin prices tripled for this event. Hotels that are normally below 100a night are close to 500. Fucking ridiculous for a couple minute event.
Nugachino
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Talk about being scalped.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Damn I thought you had this one stitched up. I was gonna vicariously see this fan-dance of nature through your post-typin' eyes. I'm staying way way down south at the 80% line. So go and succeed for all of us, our single-combat warrior.
UncleBuck
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boom, booked a lady's front yard just 22 miles from the totality point i had in mind. even if the roads are jammed and the car breaks down, a human can run 22 miles in 4 hours pretty easy.
$200 a night just to pitch a tent on some person's lawn is easily the best decision i have ever made.
$200 a night just to pitch a tent on some person's lawn is easily the best decision i have ever made.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
the eclipse belongs to the people. Occupy
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Major style points for whispering "we kicked their ass" and falling over dead