Random Jabber Jibber thread

Holy crap it is nasty out there tonight. Been in the deep freeze for a few weeks, and it decided to go above freezing for a bit today, and of course it rained and I just went to take Sandy out after having her tplo surgery on Friday, and the steps and railing is a sheet of ice.. finally make our way around back by my garden and I thought I'd sit down for a minute while she sniffs around.. put my little towel down that I brought out with me, sat down, and every strap on the lawn chair must've been frozen and I was like I just sat on the throne with the seat up.. no wonder why women complain so much, holy crap, I could hardly get up because the hand rails on the chair were a sheet of ice and my ass was half an inch off of the ground.. all I could think about was being found like Jack Nicholson in the end of the shining, only in shit position, frozen to the ground,, at least my pants would have been pulled up, I should take some comfort in that..
Supposed to be in the 40s and 50s the rest of the week, up from highs in the teens and lows in the negatives, if I live that long
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racerboy71 said:
Holy crap it is nasty out there tonight. Been in the deep freeze for a few weeks, and it decided to go above freezing for a bit today, and of course it rained and I just went to take Sandy out after having her tplo surgery on Friday, and the steps and railing is a sheet of ice.. finally make our way around back by my garden and I thought I'd sit down for a minute while she sniffs around.. put my little towel down that I brought out with me, sat down, and every strap on the lawn chair must've been frozen and I was like I just sat on the throne with the seat up.. no wonder why women complain so much, holy crap, I could hardly get up because the hand rails on the chair were a sheet of ice and my ass was half an inch off of the ground.. all I could think about was being found like Jack Nicholson in the end of the shining, only in shit position, frozen to the ground,, at least my pants would have been pulled up, I should take some comfort in that..
Supposed to be in the 40s and 50s the rest of the week, up from highs in the teens and lows in the negatives, if I live that long
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I forgot youre near me. Everything is a sheet of ice right now. It's kinda crazy
 
racerboy71 said:
Yeah man, I think I'd take the teens and negatives back over this ice.. just glad I don't have to drive anywhere tonight.. be careful out there.
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Lol I'm not driving in this shit. There's going to be a ton of black ice crashes tonight
I went and got gas and a sandwich earlier and I was sliding everywhere. I was able to run and slide over 2 parking spaces lol. Slippery as hell
 
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My mom has sleep apnea so uses a cpap machine when she sleeps.
She says it helps but the mask takes some getting use to.

I saw a commercial for a no mask cpap. The commercial does not show what it looks like and their web page does not have a pic prominently displayed so I decided google images must have a pic.

Looks like it would have some getting use to too.

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Truly an "Up your nose with a rubber hose" event.
 
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