Aussie Growers Thread

giglewigle

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1st of all mate im not small im 6 foot 4 and im about 15 160 kilo im far from small lol spaeking of sas i read a book written by a former sas dude escaped and pretty mutch walked across tje middle east
 

ruby fruit

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I was going to say sure thing,, lol,, but nah, squirting like a dude just doesn’t appeal to me lol!! Still got sooo much more to accomplish on my “ways to be dirty in the bedroom” list LOL!! Projectile peeing ain’t one of them hahaha:lol:
Well when my wife orgasms 90% of the time she squirts
I know nothing else
 

OzCocoLoco

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1st of all mate im not small im 6 foot 4 and im about 15 160 kilo im far from small lol spaeking of sas i read a book written by a former sas dude escaped and pretty mutch walked across tje middle east

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.

You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist.

Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
 

giglewigle

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lol i was 165.5 at my heviest got down 2 120 in 3 months then got pressured into not smoking went on seraquil and fuck me dead tje mumchies on tjat shit tjanks big pharma bit man some an hoir or 2 of walking lots of water and no suger and bang i wanna go do tie kik boxing or som shot bit dont know if i can afford it im gunna do somthing once i got a job and a car tho
 
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