Random Jabber Jibber thread

[ANC]

 

[lokie]

http://www.straitstimes.com/world/e...na-after-man-refuses-to-stop-farting-sparking

Plane makes emergency landing in Vienna after man refuses to stop farting, sparking fight
Austrian police officers on board the aircraft, after the plane made an unscheduled stop in Vienna International Airport after a fight broke out.PHOTO: SCREENSHOT FROM MIRROR.CO.UK
PUBLISHED
FEB 18, 2018, 2:24 PM SGT

SINGAPORE - An Amsterdam-bound flight was forced to make an emergency landing in Vienna after a man refused to stop farting, causing a fight to break out between him and other passengers mid-air.

The Transavia Airlines flight from Dubai made an unscheduled stop in Vienna International Airport last weekend after two Dutch men complained that an older man seated near them did not stop farting, despite their repeated requests, according to local news outlet De Telegraaf.

 

[Chunky Stool]

The Tom Cruise version of "The Mummy" really really sucks.
I'm not even half way & there's no way I'm gonna make it...

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I totally forgot I got this shrimp cocktail at Giant Eagle the other day.

This calls for my very fancy shrimp cocktail fork!
And there's enough horseradish in that sauce to kill a small farm animal. Tasty!

 

[jerryb73]

So, all 3 lights in the kitchen are now out, but my closet shines bright

 

[neosapien]

The Tom Cruise version of "The Mummy" really really sucks.
I'm not even half way & there's no way I'm gonna make it...

I watched that on the airplane coming back. It did it's job and killed 2 of my 14 hours. That one chick was hot when she wasn't being a mummy and shit. But as far as the story goes yeah it was pretty lackluster.

 

[Chunky Stool]

I watched that on the airplane coming back. It did it's job and killed 2 of my 14 hours. That one chick was hot when she wasn't being a mummy and shit. But as far as the story goes yeah it was pretty lackluster.

The effects were ordinary zombie CGI. Not terrible, but nothing special for sure.

 

[neosapien]

The effects were ordinary zombie CGI. Not terrible, but nothing special for sure.

It could have just been the fact that I was in a 777 somewhere high above the Pacific but I remember the plane crashing scene struck me as being pretty cool if not scarily believable.

 

[BarnBuster]

I came across this term today for the first time and was going to post in the "Old Farts" thread, but the info is applicable to all you young whippersnappers as well. I have the usual estate/health care stuff set up but not this.

How To Name A Digital Executor
https://www.everplans.com/articles/how-to-name-a-digital-executor
https://www.moneytalksnews.com/what-happens-your-data-when-you-die/

 

[420God]

A kilo of Elephant Bali Kratom.

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CDC warns about salmonella infections traced to kratom
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ions-traced-to-kratom/?utm_term=.fc6d98899503

 

[Olive Drab Green]

CDC warns about salmonella infections traced to kratom
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ions-traced-to-kratom/?utm_term=.fc6d98899503

Yeah, I saw that. 28 cases. Also, 8 to 11 of then didn’t even take Kratom. So, I think it’s simply a ploy by the CDC to stop people from using it. You see more people infected by tomatoes than that.

The first thing they recommended was “everyone should stop taking Kratom.” It’s probably hitting their opiate revenue hard. That’s why Thailand banned it in the 1950s.

IF it’s true, I suspect it’s the independent Kratom farmers in Indonesia who message people randomly on Facebook like “Want to buy Kratom cheap?”

 

[ANC]

Jeezm just read an article and I am so glad I don't drink any longer.My grandmother suffered from dementia.

The study, which used the French National Hospital Discharge database, looked at more than a million people diagnosed with dementia between 2008 and 2013.

More than a third – 38% of the 57,000 cases of early-onset dementia – were directly alcohol-related and 18% had an additional diagnosis of alcohol use disorders. Overall, alcohol use disorders were associated with a three times greater risk of all types of dementia.
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https://www.theguardian.com/society...leads-to-serious-risk-of-dementia-study-warns

 

[Fubard]

Jeezm just read an article and I am so glad I don't drink any longer.My grandmother suffered from dementia.

The study, which used the French National Hospital Discharge database, looked at more than a million people diagnosed with dementia between 2008 and 2013.

More than a third – 38% of the 57,000 cases of early-onset dementia – were directly alcohol-related and 18% had an additional diagnosis of alcohol use disorders. Overall, alcohol use disorders were associated with a three times greater risk of all types of dementia.
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https://www.theguardian.com/society...leads-to-serious-risk-of-dementia-study-warns

Ain't the French a bit notorious for alcohol-related health issues, something to do with their "alcohol with every meal" habit?

 

[Fubard]

Just read a different article, and, well, words fail me.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...tage-causes-chaos-police-tell-customers-stop/

You must be in a really bad state when you call the police because you can't get your preferred crap food supply...


As a side note, has anyone ever seen a pigeon outside a KFC?

 

[ANC]

 

[Fubard]

London Gangstas do it better

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Hey, I'm almost out of cigarettes. Anybody stopping by China that could run in and get me a pack? Thanks. I'll pay you when you get here.

 

[ANC]

I remember buying smokes in Zimbabwe, they were laughingly cheap, but you had to work very gently with them or the whole thing would fly apart when you flicked off the ash.
Can not imagine the crap in Chinese smokes

 

[WeedFreak78]

February 21. New England. 9:45 am. 62F. I'm opening windows.



I think it's gonna snow tomorrow..lol.

 

[jacksmuff]

February 21. New England. 9:45 am. 62F. I'm opening windows.



I think it's gonna snow tomorrow..lol.

same here there calling for 70 in some areas. some crazy weather for February.