Welcome Home Melanie!

[Unclebaldrick]

After the first lady returned home to the White House after an exhausting series of advanced STD treatments, her husband welcomed her with the following tweet.


“Great to have our incredible First Lady back home in the White House. Melanie is feeling and doing really well. Thank you for all of your prayers and best wishes!"

Thoughtsnprayers

I love these people. It would be really funny they were not destroying the country.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Does she have a brand-new pair of rollerskates?

 

[UncleBuck]

she went digging for gold but only got pelvic inflammatory disease instead

for some reason media is sweeping it all under the rug too. i imagine they would do the same if obama had fucked around with prostitutes and given michelle an STD

 

[UncleBuck]

C'mon...I'm sure it was just a typo, it could happen to anybody Uncle Bald dick.

you love trump because he is a racist pedophile, just like you

 

[Rob Roy]

you love trump because he is a racist pedophile, just like you

 

[captainmorgan]

Welcome home Melanoma.

 

[Rob Roy]

 

[captainmorgan]

Well the internet is a buzz with rumors about why no one has seen her since the kidney surgery, it's quite amusing and varied. Every thing from Comb-over Caligula gave her a beating and there was no kidney problem to she's getting plastic surgery to make a run for it, haven't decided what my favorite is yet.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Well the internet is a buzz with rumors about why no one has seen her since the kidney surgery, it's quite amusing and varied. Every thing from Comb-over Caligula gave her a beating and there was no kidney problem to she's getting plastic surgery to make a run for it, haven't decided what my favorite is yet.

I heard she came here from another planet without permission. An "illegal alien", if you will.

 

[potroastV2]

Maybe she's actually the secret Spy in his campaign!

 

[captainmorgan]

Looks like she never went back to the WH even tho tRUmp said she was at the window, this clown lies about everything.

 

[captainmorgan]

 

[captainmorgan]

Well it appears Melanie's hopes for escape were dashed by a tunnel collapse at the white house, proof is in the sink hole.

 

[rkymtnman]

Melania Trump @FLOTUS

I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I'm doing. Rest assured, I'm here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!

1:45 PM - May 30, 2018

seems like she is beginning to tweet and sound like her hubby after the syphillis was removed.

 

[rkymtnman]

Trump is a pimp dude

true dat.
Ivanka was his first and only ho.

 

[Huckster79]

Shes attorney shopping... every divorce attorney in the country begging to be Melanies divorce attorney so shes crazy buzy going through all the offer letters...

Bet she gets more than $130k! Lol

 

[Huckster79]

Or shes being held in the basement of a DC Pizzaria!

 

[Huckster79]

Can you imagine if this was Michelle ??? The insane theories on fox n breitbart in complete seriousness on their part... and then her first tweet sounded just like Barack wrote it???

 

[captainmorgan]

24 days in hiding, must have been one hell of a beating she took.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

24 days in hiding, must have been one hell of a beating she took.

She's tweeting though. Funny how she suddenly writes like Donald.