Welcome Home Melanie!

melanie is dead, folks

next time we see "her" we'll be seeing "melanie", who is melanie's body double

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Unclebaldrick said:
After the first lady returned home to the White House after an exhausting series of advanced STD treatments, her husband welcomed her with the following tweet.


“Great to have our incredible First Lady back home in the White House. Melanie is feeling and doing really well. Thank you for all of your prayers and best wishes!"

Thoughtsnprayers

I love these people. It would be really funny they were not destroying the country.
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I'll bet that she has "disappeared" the same way that most rich women "disappear" for several weeks after they've "had work" done. Once she shows up again, it will be a popular game to guess what has changed.

:mrgreen:
 
rollitup said:
I'll bet that she has "disappeared" the same way that most rich women "disappear" for several weeks after they've "had work" done. Once she shows up again, it will be a popular game to guess what has changed.

:mrgreen:
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She no longer drinks a quart of Scotch per day?
 
rollitup said:
I'll bet that she has "disappeared" the same way that most rich women "disappear" for several weeks after they've "had work" done. Once she shows up again, it will be a popular game to guess what has changed.

:mrgreen:
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She will excise the orange tumour in a spectacular divorce, can’t wait
 
Anybody thinking that her absence is a nothing-burger is delusional. It might just be a personal health issue but it might be highly significant. If it is a personal health issue, Trump will exploit it soon enough.
 
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