so sneaky he's fooled us all.
Welcome Home Melanie!
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captainmorgan
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Well she was a illegal immigrant so she was a animal, therefor it's not murder so the dear leader can't be charged.melanie is dead, folks
next time we see "her" we'll be seeing "melanie", who is melanie's body double
UncleBuck
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when the president does it, it's not illegal
Unclebaldrick
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"Fewer Immigrants Are Reporting Domestic Abuse. Police Blame Fear of Deportation."
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/03/us/immigrants-houston-domestic-violence.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=photo-spot-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news
Additionally, Michael Cohen told Trump that spouse murdering is legal.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/03/us/immigrants-houston-domestic-violence.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=photo-spot-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news
Additionally, Michael Cohen told Trump that spouse murdering is legal.
potroastV2
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I'll bet that she has "disappeared" the same way that most rich women "disappear" for several weeks after they've "had work" done. Once she shows up again, it will be a popular game to guess what has changed.
Unclebaldrick
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She no longer drinks a quart of Scotch per day?I'll bet that she has "disappeared" the same way that most rich women "disappear" for several weeks after they've "had work" done. Once she shows up again, it will be a popular game to guess what has changed.
zeddd
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She will excise the orange tumour in a spectacular divorce, can’t waitI'll bet that she has "disappeared" the same way that most rich women "disappear" for several weeks after they've "had work" done. Once she shows up again, it will be a popular game to guess what has changed.
captainmorgan
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Well she was a animal so the worst case is answering some questions from the ASPCA.
Unclebaldrick
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No wonder Guiliani is talking about Trump being able to pardon himself today.
Sad.
Goodbye Melania.
captainmorgan
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First clue was the whole tRUmp family,even Tiffany was at camp david this weekend but no Melania. Guess it was a wake.
captainmorgan
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Guess it couldn't be a wake since she was a animal so I guess it's more like a get together to bury the family pet.
captainmorgan
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Unclebaldrick
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Anybody thinking that her absence is a nothing-burger is delusional. It might just be a personal health issue but it might be highly significant. If it is a personal health issue, Trump will exploit it soon enough.