Welcome Home Melanie!

[schuylaar]

Can you imagine if this was Michelle ??? The insane theories on fox n breitbart in complete seriousness on their part... and then her first tweet sounded just like Barack wrote it???

so sneaky he's fooled us all.

 

[Bear420]

Has anyone thought he beat the shit out of her.

 

[UncleBuck]

melanie is dead, folks

next time we see "her" we'll be seeing "melanie", who is melanie's body double

 

[captainmorgan]

melanie is dead, folks

next time we see "her" we'll be seeing "melanie", who is melanie's body double

Well she was a illegal immigrant so she was a animal, therefor it's not murder so the dear leader can't be charged.

 

[UncleBuck]

Well she was a illegal immigrant so she was a animal, therefor it's not murder so the dear leader can't be charged.

when the president does it, it's not illegal

 

[zeddd]

RIP Melania, long live Melanie

 

[Unclebaldrick]

"Fewer Immigrants Are Reporting Domestic Abuse. Police Blame Fear of Deportation."

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/03/us/immigrants-houston-domestic-violence.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=photo-spot-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

Additionally, Michael Cohen told Trump that spouse murdering is legal.

 

[fdd2blk]

After the first lady returned home to the White House after an exhausting series of advanced STD treatments, her husband welcomed her with the following tweet.


“Great to have our incredible First Lady back home in the White House. Melanie is feeling and doing really well. Thank you for all of your prayers and best wishes!"

Thoughtsnprayers

I love these people. It would be really funny they were not destroying the country.

 

[potroastV2]

I'll bet that she has "disappeared" the same way that most rich women "disappear" for several weeks after they've "had work" done. Once she shows up again, it will be a popular game to guess what has changed.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I'll bet that she has "disappeared" the same way that most rich women "disappear" for several weeks after they've "had work" done. Once she shows up again, it will be a popular game to guess what has changed.

She no longer drinks a quart of Scotch per day?

 

[UncleBuck]

I remember all those times Michelle Obama vanished for a month and the media said nothing

 

[zeddd]

I'll bet that she has "disappeared" the same way that most rich women "disappear" for several weeks after they've "had work" done. Once she shows up again, it will be a popular game to guess what has changed.

She will excise the orange tumour in a spectacular divorce, can’t wait

 

[UncleBuck]

melanie has vanished for 24 days without explanation and trump's lawyer is out there saying trump can't be prosecuted for killing someone

melanie is dead

 

[captainmorgan]

Well she was a animal so the worst case is answering some questions from the ASPCA.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Well she was a animal so the worst case is answering some questions from the ASPCA.

No wonder Guiliani is talking about Trump being able to pardon himself today.

Sad.

Goodbye Melania.

 

[UncleBuck]

 

[captainmorgan]

First clue was the whole tRUmp family,even Tiffany was at camp david this weekend but no Melania. Guess it was a wake.

 

[captainmorgan]

Guess it couldn't be a wake since she was a animal so I guess it's more like a get together to bury the family pet.

 

[captainmorgan]

Melanies first public appearance.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1004796735078707200

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Anybody thinking that her absence is a nothing-burger is delusional. It might just be a personal health issue but it might be highly significant. If it is a personal health issue, Trump will exploit it soon enough.