Gary Goodson
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ahhh fuck, you're right. Y'all knew what I meant!
Share your stories from when you were in jail.
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tyler.durden
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BarnBuster
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dannyboy602
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Best sex I've ever had.
lokie
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Aeroknow
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The county jail i did a 9mo sentence in, the ex convicts were saying prison is way better. Thats pretty bad when a jail is worse than prison.
I got lots of stories but my favorite is a little joke I would tell to every new Wood that was housed in my wing. The best was like the 10th time I did it.
This kid just got in, he had the pleasure of being on the top rack of my tripple bunk, I on the bottom. The top rack is the worst because they would continually fuck with us and turn the lights on at random hours middle of the night and blast a song or two, motherfuckers! Anyways, it was his first night there.
Right after lights went out, and some lame yells “noise check!” I said to Nick, Hey, you know there’s a gay guy in here right? Oh fuck, he lost it as most people do, its like they feel they have to be manly lol. Then I say you really want me to tell you who it is?
I say “Give me a kiss and I’ll tell you”
Works everytime.
tyler.durden
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Why was the 10th time the best? Did you finally get that kiss???
Aeroknow
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Yes but starting with the 11th time, i went back to the joke as I was told it. “Suck my dick and I’ll tell you who it is” so technically the 10th time wasnt the best. The reaction on #10 was the best though.
Bj’s are way better than kisses.
tyler.durden
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lokie
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This is largely thought of as an
autobiographical piece base in a lot of facts. Merle did spend his 21st BD IN prison.
Herb & Suds
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I drive by a jail every day on my way to my grow...if that counts?
Jimmyjonestoo
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No cool stories here. 10 days in county is all I've ever done. No fights. No nothing. Pretty boring.
Karah
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One time I got locked up on a probation violation and the girl who was my bunkie strangled and drown her three children in the bathtub. The jail wouldn’t let me change bunks. I won’t lie, I was fuckin terrified.
I got stopped one time when I was 16 because I was out after curfew. I was tripping balls. They detained me until my mom came and got me. She was pissed not because I was high as fuuuuck on acid at 16, but because she had to leave the bar to come get me. She missed last call
I got stopped one time when I was 16 because I was out after curfew. I was tripping balls. They detained me until my mom came and got me. She was pissed not because I was high as fuuuuck on acid at 16, but because she had to leave the bar to come get me. She missed last call
Chef420
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Snake Pliskin....I thought you were dead!
That's the way I heard it.
Herb & Suds
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Word on my street LOL
Iriemedicine
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We had a flat screen and cable not even joking in our 4 man cell. My bond was 5k celly was 10. Got to shower one time by myself in a concrete chamber attached to the cell in the 3 days I was there. No hot water. Shared metal toilet with a water fountain above it. 4 person table with chairs attached. Giant two way mirror facing us. Cameras in all corners and bunk beds. 20 foot ceilings with small sky light. No windows. Food was like grade school cafeteria lunch. I read, played cards, and listened to him tell me about the cops taking him at gun point lol, took turns choosing what to watch on tv. My cellmate had already been in for a month and a half when I was booked and was ready to head to prison so he could get commissary and have a Mountain Dew lol.
If it's any consolation, the only time I was in Jail or Prison was to visit someone.
And it still sucked!
And it still sucked!
dstroy
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I was a prisoner escort for like five minutes right after I first joined the navy because sometimes it’s cheaper for them to give you a job while your ship is out instead of flying you out. Tons of idiots in Norfolk end up in the area brig and I got to drive them to their dental and medical appointments. Fun times, fully shackled with a waist belt and leg chains.
The brig sucks, you don’t wanna end up there. I’m guessing civilian prison is much nicer from the stories I hear but I don’t know cause I’ve never been in one.
The brig sucks, you don’t wanna end up there. I’m guessing civilian prison is much nicer from the stories I hear but I don’t know cause I’ve never been in one.