Random Jabber Jibber thread

[BarnBuster]

Ummmm music, guitars, video games, food.

Practical guy things, we'll leave the romantic to you...

Guitar stuff...really nice strap, I'm sure strings come in good, better, best, get the Cadillac of strings. Does he read sheet music?

Does he wear boots? Rhino unbreakable laces and really good wool socks.

I got a Victorinox Swiss Army knife with a zillion blades once from a GF that I thought was a pretty cool gift. Still have it and know where it is. She also gave me a Brunton compass.

A quality heavy duty leather belt like Amish or Mennonite would wear.

Does he have a turntable? New remastered Zepp or Floyd vinyl would be cool.

Engraved Zippo lighter. Old school, smelly but neat. Vintage Ronson for something "newer"

I gave out many 5 cell Maglites to folks for gifts. Get an updated LED bulb for it instead of incandescent

KaBar knife. Might never use it but it is bad ass.

Dive bar T-shirts
https://www.divebarshirtclub.com/NewWeb/Web/Default.asp?SessID={7F36FEB2-6EAD-4F47-9EC8-E7DB17057B8C}&RandID=1686

 

[tyler.durden]

Guys my boyfriends birthday is coming soon. What should I get him?

My last wife used to give me what we called Around the World for my birthdays - morning BJ, afternoon vajayjay, and evening anal*. It was always my fav present.



*The anal was to her, not me, smart-asses. My anal came on xmas...

 

[tyler.durden]

when she coughs her hand goes numb? that's a weird symptom, makes me think it might be something like sciatica, a nerve that's getting irritated just from her putting her hand in front of her face?

That happens to me when I masturbate. It's great because it's kinda like a stranger is doing it...

 

[srh88]

Guys my boyfriends birthday is coming soon. What should I get him?

Anal

 

[mr sunshine]

2 spicy chicken sandwiches with tomato.

 

[Singlemalt]

2 spicy chicken sandwiches with tomato.

and ortega chile

 

[tyler.durden]

2 spicy chicken sandwiches with tomato.

Another great Sunshine euphemism...

 

[lokie]

Guys my boyfriends birthday is coming soon. What should I get him?

A free spin!

 

[jerryb73]

Neighborhood wildlife..

 

[cannabineer]

Neighborhood wildlife..



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[lokie]

 

[Karah]

Anal

 

[Singlemalt]

Oh my!

 

[mr sunshine]

Theres nothing like dipping a potato wedge in some ranch.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Ummmm music, guitars, video games, food.

 

[jerryb73]

@420God I'm watching, college game day and the game of the week is, Wisconsin at Michigan. Someone in the crowd had a sign that said, “ the best part of Wisconsin is Lake Michigan”. Lol. Thought of you bro...

 

[UNICRONLIVES]

I woke my ass up and scooted straight to the wood burner and started a fire this mornin!! suck wakin up to 54

 

[jerryb73]

I woke my ass up and scooted straight to the wood burner and started a fire this mornin!! suck wakin up to 54

Was 57 here and I love it!!! Florida

 

[ANC]

 

[srh88]

Just ate some mushrooms.. This is gonna be fun