I passed personal legislation to tax all drug deals 10% last January.
Then I hid the money and forgot where I put it. When something turns up missing here, my go to method of recovery is to get as fucked up as I was when I hid it.
So I ate enough RSO to kill a small farm animal and found what I was looking for an hour later.
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Just in case of a flood.
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Bingo!
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Christmas is saved again.
It's actually a fishing lighter with space for a couple grand. The kids will be happy for another Christmas.