Are you ready for some real BS?

Jimdamick

Jimdamick

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Tonight the world is going to see what a true imbecile Trump is, because this time he won't just this be talking to his fellow brain dead followers, he'll be bull shiting the entire USA live (this should be fun).

Anyway, I have my popcorn, my pipe, and my Jameson ready to go, and I am ready to watch this clown act

But there is one problem that I have

I know that I am going laugh, but I'll probably end up crying knowing we got this twat for another 2 years.

Go Mueller,and help to save the USA and the Planet Earth from destruction, and nail this motherfucker to a cross.
 
Fogdog

Fogdog

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Just finished his speech.

Wow, what a load of BS.

An appeal to pity and nothing factual to justify the shut down or the 5.7 Billion bill for the fence.

Uhh, 20,000 kids are being used by coyotes and child traffickers at the border? Is that true? Would of 2000 border miles, the 250 miles of fence repair and replacement which the 5.7 B is earmarked for stop that?

Cmon man.
 
Fogdog

Fogdog

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Sandernista said:
World's longest unsecured border.
Canada and the USA.

When are we going to do something about it?
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Doh

You are RIGHT. If as Trump says, thousands of imaginary terrorists are getting into the US across Mexico border, how many more terrorist fairies are getting across the much larger border with Canada?

Boggles the imagination. Something must be done. We must install pixie detection capability too.
 
Lord Kanti

Lord Kanti

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President Trump should start laying a Most Magnificent Minefield and see how many miles are laid before Schumer begs him to stop and instead build the wall he wanted before Trump took office.
 
kelly4

kelly4

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Fogdog said:
Doh

You are RIGHT. If as Trump says, thousands of imaginary terrorists are getting into the US across Mexico border, how many more terrorist fairies are getting across the much larger border with Canada?

Boggles the imagination. Something must be done. We must install pixie detection capability too.
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The next time I'm fishing up at Lake Of The Woods, I'll keep an eye out for boats full of rapists out on the water.
 
Fogdog

Fogdog

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UncleBuck said:
hold on now, are there any benefits to laying lots of live mines on american land owned by white ranchers and whatnot
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Imaginary mines never hurt anybody. But the imaginary explosions are great. I remember making bomb sounds and rolling around when playing war too.

Same goes with all those imaginary terrorists crossing the border. Make mean face like Machete and throw sticks pretending it is a knife.

About the only real thing in this discussion is GI Joe. He has cool toy gadgets.
 
Fogdog

Fogdog

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UncleBuck said:
no way the president can go golfing while there is a crisis at the border
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In imaginary crises he can. He can pretend that the golf ball is a mortar shell, the sand pit is the crater. A whole campaign can be played in a few rounds of golf. Heck, I might take up golf if we could play war at the same time. Hit the ball and then make the mortar whistling sound and explosions when it hits, something like weeeeeehhhooooooooo bbbbbwaahhmmmmm.

aaannddd President Trump beats the terrorists at the border. everybody cheers!!!!

This is so much better than the reality going on at the WH.
 
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schuylaar

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Jimdamick said:
Tonight the world is going to see what a true imbecile Trump is, because this time he won't just this be talking to his fellow brain dead followers, he'll be bull shiting the entire USA live (this should be fun).

Anyway, I have my popcorn, my pipe, and my Jameson ready to go, and I am ready to watch this clown act

But there is one problem that I have

I know that I am going laugh, but I'll probably end up crying knowing we got this twat for another 2 years.

Go Mueller,and help to save the USA and the Planet Earth from destruction, and nail this motherfucker to a cross.
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it was basically a rally with no soundtrack or inbreds.
 
Fogdog

Fogdog

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Lord Kanti said:
No, but I play Minesweeper with your mom. She gets to be Bouncing Betty and I get to explode. :hump:
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wow

a "your mom" joke

Last time I laughed at something like that I was twelve.

Dude, you are the perfect example of the stereotype Trumpkin. Do you really want to live at the bottom of the cesspool? I think you might be able to step your game up and so I'm feeling just a little disappointed in you.

Some day I hope to talk to an intelligent conservative. You apparently are not it.
 
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