Random Jabber Jibber thread

[FresnoFarmer]

Every once in a while it's chicken

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SH420

Nice. Tomorrow at our house

 

[Chunky Stool]

I don't even know where to find cocaine AND hookers these days.

FIFY

 

[Indagrow]

Do any of you pay for porn?

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

Do any of you pay for porn?

No

 

[Indagrow]

So my mom left with the kid for a month yesterday. It felt pretty fucking weird going to bed and waking up without her here. My wife is flying down in 2 weeks to meet them. So I'll be all by my lonesome for about 2 weeks. Probably going to get a bunch of cocaine and hookers and fucking rage. Or just grab a sixer and ASSemble with you lot. Probably going to be the latter. I don't even know where to find cocaine or hookers these days.

Find the hookers...they know where the brain protein is

 

[Grandpapy]

Do any of you pay for porn?

Only if you are puting on a show.

Edit: I apologize, I was thinking you were Indacouch and was momentarily pwetrer pated.

 

[cannabineer]

Find the hookers...they know where the brain protein is

... the head?

 

[curious2garden]

There are tasteless odorless poisons ...

Shhh! Don't spoil it

 

[cannabineer]

Shhh! Don't spoil it

I am not specifying, even if somebody asks real nice.
Imagine if some addlepated ninnyhammer saw that and thought "challenge accepted". Heck I know someone who'd probably think "hmmm can I smoke it?"
I won't even start on those who delegate the test program.

 

[curious2garden]

I am not specifying, even if somebody asks real nice.
Imagine if some addlepated ninnyhammer saw that and thought "challenge accepted". Heck I know someone who'd probably think "hmmm can I smoke it?"
I won't even start on those who delegate the test program.

Like the testing regimen for that new pain drug ha ha

 

[cannabineer]

Like the testing regimen for that new pain drug ha ha

"frog hears with legs"

 

[cannabineer]

I just saw on Weather Underground that Alaska hit 90 degrees, breaking the previous all-time record by five degrees. You all ok up there?

@GreatwhiteNorth

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I don't even know where to find cocaine or hookers these days.

For some reason, I suddenly feel like looking at some old batchelor party pics.

I could easily be in the best man Hall of Fame.

 

[Skeet Kuhn Dough]

 

[BarnBuster]

Usually around here all we get are green avocados and I use a paper bag to ripen. I came across an article burying them in flour in the bag. Anyone ever try that, before I buy a sack of flour?

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/how-to-ripen-avocados-fast-the-quickest-methods-tested

 

[WeedFreak78]

There are tasteless odorless poisons ...

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect

 

[WeedFreak78]

If there's anyone you wanna bury the desert just sprouted an entire flock of new holes although this kind of shit usually just pisses the Mojave Greens off worse, so there is that.

Don't bury bodies in the desert, to much chance of preservation. You need moisture and biodiversity to compost it quickly. And it's a good idea to debone them and grind those up. Thanks CSI for teaching people how to be better criminals.

 

[curious2garden]

Don't bury bodies in the desert, to much chance of preservation. You need moisture and biodiversity to compost it quickly. And it's a good idea to debone them and grind those up. Thanks CSI for teaching people how to be better criminals.

LOL gotta find them first.

 

[lokie]

Don't bury bodies in the desert, to much chance of preservation. You need moisture and biodiversity to compost it quickly. And it's a good idea to debone them and grind those up. Thanks CSI for teaching people how to be better criminals.

The dead will talk.

 

[curious2garden]

The dead will talk.

One of my favorite clinical rotations was pathophysiology at the County Coroner's office. That's where I learned how good Forschner Knives were.