Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Chunky Stool]

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At first I thought it was a penis thing.
These people fuck with real bones!

 

[Chunky Stool]

I have a new goal...

 

[Oakiey]

I have a new goal...
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I've spent many hours sitting in a tree

 

[Laughing Grass]

Oh fuck no. Nope. no no no. No way. Big ol' NOPE

At first I thought it was a penis thing.
These people fuck with real bones!

The femur and tibia option is $85,000 and takes two years. 5.25" is a lot!

Same girls in these two pics Reading the fine print there's a lot of PT required and multiple surgeries.

 

[sunni]

The femur and tibia option is $85,000 and takes two years. 5.25" is a lot!

Same girls in these two pics Reading the fine print there's a lot of PT required and multiple surgeries.

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id like ot be taller than 5'2 .

 

[cannabineer]

The femur and tibia option is $85,000 and takes two years. 5.25" is a lot!

Same girls in these two pics Reading the fine print there's a lot of PT required and multiple surgeries.

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Stretching exercises would be agony I imagine.

~edit~I wonder if I could make 85k donating some height.

 

[raratt]

id like ot be taller than 5'2 .

They say good things come in small packages. At least you don't have scars on your head from hitting it on something too low.

 

[Metasynth]

The femur and tibia option is $85,000 and takes two years. 5.25" is a lot!

Same girls in these two pics Reading the fine print there's a lot of PT required and multiple surgeries.

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like a ridiculous recovery period after each surgery too. Terrifying to me, and I’ve had my shoulder completely reconstructed.

id like ot be taller than 5'2 .

Would it be okay if I asked why? I’m genuinely curious. I’m pretty sure the majority of people here think you’re just the bees knees

 

[Laughing Grass]

id like ot be taller than 5'2 .

Me too. I hate always being the shortest person in the group. I would love to be 5.5.

like a ridiculous recovery period after each surgery too. Terrifying to me, and I’ve had my shoulder completely reconstructed.

Would it be okay if I asked why? I’m genuinely curious. I’m pretty sure the majority of people here think you’re just the bees knees

yea I’m kinda adverse to pain and I don’t have $110k cad burninga whole in my pocket either.

I can dream

 

[sunni]

like a ridiculous recovery period after each surgery too. Terrifying to me, and I’ve had my shoulder completely reconstructed.

Would it be okay if I asked why? I’m genuinely curious. I’m pretty sure the majority of people here think you’re just the bees knees

i think id like to be around 5'5 maybe? idk i always just have been short like really short

 

[raratt]

i think id like to be around 5'5 maybe? idk i always just have been short like really short

Shaq is all good with it...

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

I am 5’9 and it’s absolutely Perfect! I am so lucky! absolutely no complaints .

 

[Metasynth]

i think id like to be around 5'5 maybe? idk i always just have been short like really short

I feel like really short would be under 5 feet.

5’2” is petite, yeah, but would you consider height augmentation surgery to get an extra three inches?

well, come to think of it, I know some men who’d pay for surgery to add three inches too...lol

 

[raratt]

4" heels, Ta Da!

 

[raratt]

I am 5’9 and it’s absolutely Perfect! I am so lucky! absolutely no complaints .

My wife is 5'9", I'm 6'2", son is 6'8, daughter is 5'10".

 

[sunni]

I feel like really short would be under 5 feet.

5’2” is petite, yeah, but would you consider height augmentation surgery to get an extra three inches?

well, come to think of it, I know some men who’d pay for surgery to add three inches too...lol

fuck no. lol

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

My wife is 5'9", I'm 6'2", son is 6'8, daughter is 5'10".

My husband is also 6’2! If we had a son he would have been 6’8 because my mum was 5’ 10. That’s wild !!

 

[lokie]

The femur and tibia option is $85,000 and takes two years. 5.25" is a lot!

Same girls in these two pics Reading the fine print there's a lot of PT required and multiple surgeries.

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[Oakiey]

Bubble gum

 

[raratt]

My husband is also 6’2! If we had a son he would have been 6’8 because my mum was 5’ 10. That’s wild !!

My mom was 6'.