Random Jabber Jibber thread

Well this left me confused and is there a market for candles with jizz in them or ball sweat. I could make bank


"what does Gwyneth’s vagina smell like? According to the candle, it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent”, a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed”.
I'm dying here LOL
 
Goop is serious stuff. Show some respect.

It wouldn’t go down well buying that as a gift.

“Here babe got this for you, when I read tighten a loose vagina, I immediately thought of you”
 
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