Kids say the darndest things...

And I can't get this quote of my head now.

My son at 5-6 in checkout line at large store. A PLUS, PLUS sized woman is in front of us. She politely does the motherly "hello" to him. He promptly replies "You are blocking my air and you smell bad". About melted into the floor. Smiled at him and burned my soul locking eyes with me. Kids. Everyone should babysit a few before taking the plunge. Pun intended.
 
My 8 yr old is really into busting out singing in this exaggerated R&B type voice "I like em biiiiiiiiiiiiig, I like em chuuuunnnnnkkkkky" at random times in random places. Not sure where he picked it up, and when I ask what he likes big and chunky he's got nothing. Just likes the way it sounds.
 
My 8 yr old is really into busting out singing in this exaggerated R&B type voice "I like em biiiiiiiiiiiiig, I like em chuuuunnnnnkkkkky" at random times in random places. Not sure where he picked it up, and when I ask what he likes big and chunky he's got nothing. Just likes the way it sounds.
Does he watch Madagascar 2?


Written and performed by Will I Am.

 
I dont think he's seen that one...but makes as much sense as anything. Maybe saw a clip or something at school.

All I know is kids gonna get me kicked in the junk by some big lady at some point. *cue me on the ground clutching my junk "but he said he LIKES them!!!!"
 
I dont think he's seen that one...but makes as much sense as anything. Maybe saw a clip or something at school.

All I know is kids gonna get me kicked in the junk by some big lady at some point. *cue me on the ground clutching my junk "but he said he LIKES them!!!!"


It was that movie!...via something he heard his buddies saying.

So I guess there's multiple kids walking around advocating more Cushin 4 the pushin.
 
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