Random Jabber Jibber thread

insomnia65

insomnia65

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Laughing Grass said:
My partner is Eastern European, almost their entire family is blonde hair with blue eyes. It's like village of the damned... but more sexy.
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I was born platinum so were two of my brothers's (twins) don't know what it is about girls with Welsh or Welsh surnames but if they have brown eyes, I'm screwed, good movie that btw village of the Damned we have a few villages like that round here but most people there just have 12 fingers and they ain't sexy.
 
manfredo

manfredo

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insomnia65 said:
I was born platinum so were two of my brothers's (twins) don't know what it is about girls with Welsh or Welsh surnames but if they have brown eyes, I'm screwed, good movie that btw village of the Damned we have a few villages like that round here but most people there just have 12 fingers and they ain't sexy.
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a six fingered hand might be "handy" now and again :o

:lol:
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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manfredo said:
I eat way too much Stouffers!! But I'm not a fan of their lasagna for some reason. Their chicken parm, or chicken ala king are my favorites.

I'm on-line shopping for a new dehumidifier. The last one lasted like 8 years which is great for them, but it's dead now. It's basically an a/c unit but they have not figured out how to make one that5 last more than a few years.
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My swamp cooler just went intermittent. I chased it down to the control panel and have a new one on order. I'm dreading buying a new one which I know is just around the corner, sigh.
 
raratt

raratt

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curious2garden said:
My swamp cooler just went intermittent. I chased it down to the control panel and have a new one on order. I'm dreading buying a new one which I know is just around the corner, sigh.
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I'm having to chase electrical gremlins in my garage again. At least the grow light is running and I ran an extension cord to the AC unit. The overhead lights won't turn on either. Need more coffee first.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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Laughing Grass said:
Not that I know of. I've only met her parents and brother. I've never been to Poland.



The eyes were sometimes green in village of the damned.

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I have a good friend that’s Polish. We used to spend a LOT of time together, and her mom really liked me.

We went camping one time when we were around 15, with her parents and some of her parents friends.

her parents friends had 2 daughters, I think a year younger than my friend and I.

Me and the girls were hanging out in a tent around 10pm while all the parents were sitting around the picnic table drinking. Suddenly the tent opens violently, and the parents practically pull me out of the tent.

They proceed to sit me down at the picnic table. I’m literally shaking at this point, I’m so scared. One then proceeds to actually grab a piece of my hair and say something in polish to my friends mom. My friend mom turns to me and says “you have blond hair and blue eyes, they want to know where your people are from.”

The only thing I thought to reply was “Uh, i think I’m Irish, German, but I mostly identify as Hungarian cause that’s where my grandpa moved from”

As soon as I said Hungarian, the table erupted. Instantly one person was slapping me on the back, and another said in their VERY broken English... “Hungary, Poland, we are the same, we are like neighbors.”

They then poured me a red solo cup more than half way full with vodka, pointed to the tent, and said, “now you go have fun with the girls!”

WEIRDEST interaction with someone’s parents. Ever.
 
DarkWeb

DarkWeb

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Metasynth said:
I have a good friend that’s Polish. We used to spend a LOT of time together, and her mom really liked me.

We went camping one time when we were around 15, with her parents and some of her parents friends.

her parents friends had 2 daughters, I think a year younger than my friend and I.

Me and the girls were hanging out in a tent around 10pm while all the parents were sitting around the picnic table drinking. Suddenly the tent opens violently, and the parents practically pull me out of the tent.

They proceed to sit me down at the picnic table. I’m literally shaking at this point, I’m so scared. One then proceeds to actually grab a piece of my hair and say something in polish to my friends mom. My friend mom turns to me and says “you have blond hair and blue eyes, they want to know where your people are from.”

The only thing I thought to reply was “Uh, i think I’m Irish, German, but I mostly identify as Hungarian cause that’s where my grandpa moved from”

As soon as I said Hungarian, the table erupted. Instantly one person was slapping me on the back, and another said in their VERY broken English... “Hungary, Poland, we are the same, we are like neighbors.”

They then poured me a red solo cup more than half way full with vodka, pointed to the tent, and said, “now you go have fun with the girls!”

WEIRDEST interaction with someone’s parents. Ever.
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Sounds right lol
 
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