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lokie

Well-Known Member
All Aboard.... for the Road Trip recap!
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Recent postings were a real time representation of my mood, attitude and situation as events unfolded on
our recent missadventure Friday 5/14/21 .

I had left my laptop at home and there was too much heavy shit going down to "Phone it In"
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We chose Chattanooga Tn. for the sole purpose of a steam train excursion.

The drive was longer than our occasional jaunts, but was uneventful.

At check in to the hotel, around 10:00 pm, the attendant recommended that we reconsider taking a non smoking room over the smoking room requested.

"That section gets rough, you may like the non smoking section better." :shock:

So we took what was offered and the adventure began.

While walking the dogs there were many characters of the night to traverse.
One car stopped and the driver hissed "PSSSt, hey". I turned the other way and just kept smoking. The dogs stayed calm as did I.
Maybe he wanted to sell, maybe he wanted to buy? I had nothing to sell and wanted nothing out on that corner.

Through the rest of the night we were serenaded by random chorus of cursing outside of our window. Puddin Head and Tuther Boy let them know that we had no interest in their presence.
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The "Shady Rest" and restless natives would have been enough to seek other accommodations but the topper of the morning was
when it started raining in the bathroom.
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The only way I am willing to share a shower is in person. We checked out.

As tensions heightened we, with anguish, suffered several phone calls with hotels to get new reservations.
There is a mini story within just getting new accommodations that I will not bore you with.
Be assured that my swearing capabilities were utilized.
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Back on track.
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The first Train excursion at 9:00 AM was missed. New reservations for 4:00 PM were made.

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Our evening plans were also rescheduled, now we would be staying an additional night.:cuss:
Gratuitous cussing added here.
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Searching for lunch was an adventure by itself.
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We drove around looking for local restaurants. Some were closed or not what we wanted for lunch.
Just driving around to look was not working so "Google".

The first diner google took us to had bars on all entrances and exits including windows.
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We drove on by.


Closer to 2:00 PM we were lucky enough to find The Boathouse.

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The Boathouse gets 5 stars *****.
Boathouse Rotisserie & Raw Bar - Chattanooga


Boat House Rotisserie & Raw Bar | Raw bars, Rotisserie, House boat


The Salmon Bisque, Oysters Rockefeller and New Orleans BBQ style shrimp where awesome and worth writing home about.
Highly recommended to the seafood loving traveler.

After eating it was noticed that the Subaru need gas too. That fucker was flatlined. the digital reading of miles to empty read "-----":o
Gas gauge on empty Stock Photo | dnh1109 | Fotosearch
:cuss:

Knowing the recent pipeline ordeal would play a role in finding gas it was no surprise that more than one
station was out of gas.

The third station was a winner. I started filling the tank. When the meter hit $0.99 the pump shut down. WTF
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It was time to roll another one.
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Stay tuned for the next recap post called
"Fuck Me".
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or

"Chattanooga Choo Choo Or Bust"
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To be continued.
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curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
All Aboard.... for the Road Trip recap!
Train goodbye animated emoticon



Recent postings were a real time representation of my mood, attitude and situation as events unfolded on
our recent missadventure Friday 5/14/21 .

I had left my laptop at home and there was too much heavy shit going down to "Phone it In"
Phone Shock animated emoticon



We chose Chattanooga Tn. for the sole purpose of a steam train excursion.



The drive was longer than our occasional jaunts, but was uneventful.

At check in to the hotel, around 10:00 pm, the attendant recommended that we reconsider taking a non smoking room over the smoking room requested.

"That section gets rough, you may like the non smoking section better." :shock:

So we took what was offered and the adventure began.

While walking the dogs there were many characters of the night to traverse.
One car stopped and the driver hissed "PSSSt, hey". I turned the other way and just kept smoking. The dogs stayed calm as did I.
Maybe he wanted to sell, maybe he wanted to buy? I had nothing to sell and wanted nothing out on that corner.

Through the rest of the night we were serenaded by random chorus of cursing outside of our window. Puddin Head and Tuther Boy let them know that we had no interest in their presence.
Dog says no animated emoticon


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The "Shady Rest" and restless natives would have been enough to seek other accommodations but the topper of the morning was
when it started raining in the bathroom.
Rain umbrella animated emoticon

View attachment 4906380


The only way I am willing to share a shower is in person. We checked out.

As tensions heightened we, with anguish, suffered several phone calls with hotels to get new reservations.
There is a mini story within just getting new accommodations that I will not bore you with.
Be assured that my swearing capabilities were utilized.
Swearing smiley face animated emoticon


Back on track.
View attachment 4906387


The first Train excursion at 9:00 AM was missed. New reservations for 4:00 PM were made.

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Our evening plans were also rescheduled, now we would be staying an additional night.:cuss:
Gratuitous cussing added here.
Angry smiley animated emoticon


Searching for lunch was an adventure by itself.
View attachment 4906958

We drove around looking for local restaurants. Some were closed or not what we wanted for lunch.
Just driving around to look was not working so "Google".

The first diner google took us to had bars on all entrances and exits including windows.
Prisoner animated emoticon
We drove on by.


Closer to 2:00 PM we were lucky enough to find The Boathouse.

View attachment 4906961

The Boathouse gets 5 stars *****.
Boathouse Rotisserie & Raw Bar - Chattanooga


Boat House Rotisserie & Raw Bar | Raw bars, Rotisserie, House boat


The Salmon Bisque, Oysters Rockefeller and New Orleans BBQ style shrimp where awesome and worth writing home about.
Highly recommended to the seafood loving traveler.

After eating it was noticed that the Subaru need gas too. That fucker was flatlined. the digital reading of miles to empty read "-----":o
Gas gauge on empty Stock Photo | dnh1109 | Fotosearch
:cuss:

Knowing the recent pipeline ordeal would play a role in finding gas it was no surprise that more than one
station was out of gas.

The third station was a winner. I started filling the tank. When the meter hit $0.99 the pump shut down. WTF
Animated Mother Of God Meme animated emoticon


It was time to roll another one.
View attachment 4907138

Stay tuned for the next recap post called
"Fuck Me".
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or

"Chattanooga Choo Choo Or Bust"
View attachment 4907162


To be continued.
Eyebrow wiggle animated emoticon
OMG I almost forgot why I hated traveling! Thank you
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Recent flyovers of the battlespace have revealed major developments in the ongoing campaign for (Ant) Hill 34z.

As of three days ago, a combined force of engineers and combat troops had effected considerable repair of the perimeter, with defenses-in-depth against attacks of opportunity by Raven- and Lagomorph-class heavies. The straight section up and left contains airspace-denial assets to respond to Quail attacks up to battalion strength. The small satellite mound at ten o’clock is believed to be a synthetic-aperture phased debris array.

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A flyover performed early today reveals much destructive activity. Analysis suggests a staged multipronged attack by various belligerents operating in concert.

Analysts believe that the start of battle was at local midnight, when a formation of first-rate Lagomorph battleships stood offshore in line ahead, then directed multiple naval-rifle broadsides at Hill 34z.

Their witheringly accurate fire was probably spotted and directed by a squad of Ground Squirrel light scout cavalry that had staked out a concealed observation position.

With defenses heavily engaged, the next phase of battle was brought by several regiments of Quail fresh out of overhaul. 242nd Division “Bunny Busters” was not equipped for this scenario, and it was attrited to below unit cohesion.

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Despite severe damage to the entire fortification, this office is confident that the defenders of Hill 34z will rapidly repair and enlarge the structure. Long-term success will likely depend on two factors, excluding Acts of Car.

1) While the engineer corps remains fully effective, combat divisions have been heavily drawn down by the unexpected violence of enemy engagements thus far. Indirect indications suggest that a vigorous replacement effort is under way, with H. M.’s staff under emergency larva-restocking rules.

2) The surrounding region did not fare well in terms of seasonal materiel production. While procurement teams are actively securing available resources, this sustained battle and construction tempo might not be sustainable unless strategic reserves are deeper than our admittedly imprecise estimates indicate.

The site is slated for continuing assignment of aerial reconnaissance assets.
Here is photointel from two weeks ago.

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Despite massive reinforcements hastily erected by the ant agonists, the photo plainly depicts the consequences of division-level ground commitment by Quail Force. Over the next few days, evidence was observed of rapid repair of the site, followed by saturation-level ground action by the aggressor.

An overflight today reveals a devastated infrastructure with zero activity by any elements of the defending force. Analysts conclude that the occupying force is exhausted and probably exterminated.

Quail Force task groups continue to be sighted in the theater. It is now believed that they utilized ant assets in a most direct manner, and that (in the pithy phrase uttered by a senior NCO) they are now nothing but windblown quail shit.

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This office is reluctant to declare this engagement to be decisively concluded.

@Singlemalt
 
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