Random Jabber Jibber thread

[shattascam]

But how many dix can fit in your mouth at one time?

dix your size? about two fiddy

 

[curious2garden]

Sex with a large woman is like riding a moped. It's fun at the time but you don't brag to your buddies about it.

I think you can if you call it scooter @Roger A. Shrubber?

 

[Singlemalt]

my god i'm such a loser and a fucked up individual

Still haven't gotten laid, huh?

 

[curious2garden]

Still haven't gotten laid, huh?

Watch it, I hear he's deadly with a roofing rake.

 

[shattascam]

Still haven't gotten laid, huh?

6 inches isn't enough as it turns out, as if my face and being 5'6" weren't bad enough already

 

[shrxhky420]

Sex with a large woman is like riding a moped. It's fun at the time but you don't brag to your buddies about it.

Does 1 negate the other?




SH420

 

[shattascam]

Watch it, I hear he's deadly with a roofing rake.

I don't take it personally, there's nothing anyone can say I haven't heard nor would I give anyone the pleasure of getting in my feelings, there's this thing called offline where people are also mean and little girls also say your dick is small and put an L on their pasty foreheads while riding around in shiny SUVs

 

[Singlemalt]

6 inches isn't enough as it turns out, as if my face and being 5'6" weren't bad enough already

the face and height didn't stop her from seeing the 6 inches, ya got that far

 

[curious2garden]

I don't take it personally, there's nothing anyone can say I haven't heard nor would I give anyone the pleasure of getting in my feelings

Possibly that's why you're having female problems. We sort of like the entire feeling sharing thing.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I think you can if you call it scooter @Roger A. Shrubber?

my "moped"....is made in Italy, cost 3000 dollars, cruises at 55, has plenty of throttle to get to 65...and looks sexy as hell...
my girlfriend weighs 35 pounds more than i do...and she's sexy as hell too....my friends ask if they can ride my scooter, they know better than to ask anything more.

 

[shattascam]

the face and height didn't stop her from seeing the 6 inches, ya got that far

only one girl has seen my dick and it was over 4 yrs ago holmes, as such, I've descended to full on loserdom

 

[shrxhky420]

I don't take it personally, there's nothing anyone can say I haven't heard nor would I give anyone the pleasure of getting in my feelings, there's this thing called offline where people are mean and little girls also say your dick is small and put an L on their pasty foreheads while riding around in shiny SUVs

Would you let them in your butt? Asking for a friend.

SH420

 

[shattascam]

Possibly that's why you're having female problems. We sort of like the entire feeling sharing thing.

with a big dick , they tend to share more feelings

 

[Singlemalt]

only one girl has seen my dick and it was over 4 yrs ago holmes, as such, I've descended to full on loserdom

so then whats this 6 inch persecution thing ya got going?

edit: what's the "L" thing on pasty foreheads about? thats a new one

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

6 inches isn't enough as it turns out, as if my face and being 5'6" weren't bad enough already

i gotta tell you man, i've made quite a few women very happy over the years, and 6 inches is all i got to work with. they all seemed very sincere, and a lot of them came back for more....i dunno what you're doin wrong

 

[shattascam]

Would you let them in your butt? Asking for a friend.

SH420

Your gay fantasies are leaking

 

[curious2garden]

with a big dick , they tend to share more feelings

We won't even wanna see a schlong if it's attached to an ambulatory asshole.

 

[shrxhky420]

Your gay fantasies are leaking

How'd you know I was the friend? Damn you're good. Mmmm, leaking on your face that is. Tea bag?

SH420

 

[shattascam]

so then whats this 6 inch persecution thing ya got going?

edit: what's the "L" thing on pasty foreheads about? thats a new one

a lot of times I'll be driving and pass a couple of pretty lil bombshell 19 yr olds or whatever in their SUV and they'll put up their loser sign bc I'm ugly

 

[manfredo]

6 inches isn't enough as it turns out, as if my face and being 5'6" weren't bad enough already

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