Random Jabber Jibber thread

[shattascam]

How'd you know I was the friend? Damn you're good. Mmmm, leaking on your face that is. Tea bag?

SH420

You'd get these hands

 

[shattascam]

We won't even wanna see a schlong if it's attached to an ambulatory asshole.

My college experience begs to differ

 

[Singlemalt]

a lot of times I'll be driving and pass a couple of pretty lil bombshell 19 yr olds or whatever in their SUV and they'll put up their loser sign bc I'm ugly

wear your covid mask as a test; maybe you are leering

 

[shattascam]

i gotta tell you man, i've made quite a few women very happy over the years, and 6 inches is all i got to work with. they all seemed very sincere, and a lot of them came back for more....i dunno what you're doin wrong

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probably it's the face then

 

[shattascam]

wear your covid mask as a test; maybe you are leering

nah I'm just fuck ugly fam

 

[curious2garden]

My college experience begs to differ

If college worked go back.

 

[Singlemalt]

don't pull an Elliot Roger, he died a virgin

 

[curious2garden]

nah I'm just fuck ugly fam

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

women are out there, and i've seen some pretty decent looking ones with some fugly fuckers....you gotta talk some shit, make em laugh, be charming....a lot of them are shallow and won't see past the exterior...but some of them have eyes to see...and things they might let you touch...the first thing they see is your appearance, but then you have to make them not give a shit, because you are just so damn witty, and your smile is so nice....

 

[BudmanTX]

nah I'm just fuck ugly fam

 

[Metasynth]

went fishing tonight.. didn't catch anything ..
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Miss ya buddy! I hope you fared well through the pandemic. Swing by toke n talk more often! You’re one of the real ones!

Seriously, good to see you. I hope you are doing well, my friend.

 

[StonedGardener]

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Soap and water dude......for this type a shit I use those bandage "stretchy" rolls...soap and water......better than anything.......I think......been cut up plenty!

 

[ANC]

 

[ANC]

think you need a therapist, I mean it is clear you have things you need to say and get off your chest.

There is no shame in this, I have dealt with depression in many forms.

 

[Metasynth]

@GreatwhiteNorth is Scooby really dead? I would much prefer if Phil decided to just leave in glorious style by faking his own death.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

@GreatwhiteNorth is Scooby really dead? I would much prefer if Phil decided to just leave in glorious style by faking his own death.

Yeah, unfortunately - I spoke to one of his business partners & he confirmed it.

 

[curious2garden]

@GreatwhiteNorth is Scooby really dead? I would much prefer if Phil decided to just leave in glorious style by faking his own death.

I was just thinking about him. My kids are over wintering in Costa Rica this year and Scooby came immediately to mind.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I was just thinking about him. My kids are over wintering in Costa Rica this year and Scooby came immediately to mind.

While we were visiting, one night after dinner I gave him a CG MCPO challenge coin. He was really tickled.
The real bummer is we hit it off right away & I could tell he was "Best" friend material.

 

[curious2garden]

While we were visiting, one night after dinner I gave him a CG MCPO challenge coin. He was really tickled.
The real bummer is we hit it off right away & I could tell he was "Best" friend material.

It's nice you got to visit him, good memories, until you meet again.

 

[Nubiewithboobies]

The racoons were a bit out of my projectile range.

It was not even close tbh. But theae cars got wrecked in my vomit. Sadly it may happen again because I have 6 more o.e left.

For sure pukiny and probably puking the whole way to school.

But i will piat my progress for sure. Sometimes i recoverm never xohnt me kut i am on peds vro

Holy shit......bwahahaaha